He did say he's contradictory

execute the bishop for espionage

i would have immediately sent troops to fraggo the marquis for abandonment of duties and disregarding a direct order during wartime. There is no room for openly disobeying causing massive losses

I take it you've never heard a Georgia USA ghetto accent

It's dictation
Anyways, english sucks with accents and slang.

The sad thing here is that they forgot option 3

Teaming up with the party that cleared

Honestly, usually they are like
"going on a hiatus..."
Then the readers are stuck waiting for 5 years thinking "wtf wasn't this supposed to come back?"

he's already committed to killing kings, what difference is a noble's son

he has the fabricate skill

when i first saw cook, i thought of
• food buffs
• perfect dismemberment
• dagger proficiency (he's a hero who cooks so it's not a gap to say he can cook ANYTHING meaning he can cut or "prepare" all meat)
• identify (poisons and edibles)

Even if he was bought for a low sum, it'd be worth it JUST as a palace chef or guild slave to prepare the highest quality goods. These kings clearly shouldn't lead a nation if they can't use people

It's an annunciation thing
I hav (have)
I "v" (I've)
I "ev"
I "hv" (I've / I have)

This may be why you never noticed.

"I've" is also followed by "got" as in "I've got an idea" or "I've got an apple".

I see no one caught on to the most important things.
• to the south (curled up the sides) is a sea serpent (with sea past it)
• to the north lies the dragon mountain range

Basically traveling by water offers no return, and climbing a mountain is death by elevation sickness

when the father finally figures out MC makes more than a crop rotation in 2 weeks

Personally it's not worth the read unless its fantasy-medieval era. It gives tons of directions for story narration

You're still too innocent. Think of "2 girls 1 cup"
It could be the literal definition or it could be THAT movie

Was thinking that this was actually a Single Player Game with MC being an NPC. Because there is a strategy guide on how to clear with item drops locations and the world seeming to lack intervention, this is the only way it makes sense.
Think of games like Final Fantasy

I can finally enjoy FREEDOM!!!!
*The Gods have bestowed a task*
MC: ...
MC: FUUCCCCCKKKKK

You've got to either not know history or are just have your head in the clouds. Either way look it up. All work can't be done by 1 and tasks are usually divided into the same roles across the kingdom/empire

at this point why doesn't he just burn every parchment guild with the oil. Unlike any other store, because they use animal skin, it'd be a major blow to their finances. Even if they point fingers play the same game of i dont know what you are talking about