I know. I'm simply saying to not obsess over people who won't return your feelings anyway. Tthough I think you know more about that than me-

Anyway, I enjoy thinking of stuff like this as it gives a perspective on life that doesn't require worrying about small things. Just live your life to the fullest and regardless the universe will treat you the same.

What I'd find really super fking funny is if the one who stops this from happening is buddha. Just reaches down from the heavens and flicks this bloke back to the spirit realm.

In my imagination, yeah.

I create things in my head so I can cope with bullshit by altering the story via inserting my creations to heavily skew the balance of power. Any single one of my main gods I've created could crush this entire setting to dust in mere seconds, and that includes every universe & timeline all the way to the 10th dimension.

Why? Cuz the entire point of them is to fit with 3 universal constants of what I make:

1. There are ALWAYS exceptions (even to this rule)
2. Nothing is truely eternal & unkillable (besides when rule 1 is applied)
3. One individuals good ending is another's bad ending. And I like deciding who gets the bad one. (Cassus Belli* for altering stories.)

Also i like cosmic horror, and nothing is more fitting for that than a creature that doesn't look terrifying or shatter your mind when you see it, but one that you only see what it wants you to see. You are incapable of perceiving its entirety, let alone what it doesn't feel like showing. To that end, I don't like creatures that just look ugly. I want mine to have a haunting grace that defies logic, seemingly perfect. Yet the more you see of them the harder it becomes to look at them, and the stronger the being the more they get to see.

Basically if you run into one as a mortal, you'll be completely unaffected and probably not know it was there. If you're, say, Nyanthralotep... your very existence will fray at the seams and be completely annihilated at a glance. They're god killers, not mortal killers.
After all, making my nightmares have nightmares of their own has been my coping mechanism for my whole life.

*a Cassus Belli is generally an excuse to go to war. i.e., Pearl Harbour being bombed.

Being obsessed with certain characters. Point of what i said is that there are infinite worlds with every possibility, like me being there and you not, so either way we both win.

I look at her and all I see is endritch maine coon

If she dies imma alter reality to create another timeline in which she doesn't. Cuz fk that's stupid.

Probably the gods responsible for the weapon thought this was amusing and wanted to see this king bloke suffer.

In the hand of the god who made it it's probably a butter knife.

At this point, I'm considering reading the novel.

I find this whole thing funny cuz did you really not read my original reply?
The reason I mentioned parallel universes & timelines is that theoretically any change would create a different timeline. An atom moving a single planck length would entail a different timeline.
The number of atoms in the known universe is estimated to be around 10⁸⁰, so any impossibly small difference with a single one of them would create another timeline. Let alone combinations of those differences.
So, both of us can have our cake & eat it too.

Not when you become collateral damage...

He knows all about it. Probably as much as that mage order. He wielded their technology like it was his own, remember? The elves had their tree. He replanted it for them. The dwarves had their forge. He (effectively) relit it.

He probably knows all about it. But what I wanna see above all else, is the antagonists fk up and open a ruin only to wake up an ancient dragon who's absurdly pissed that its old elf friends that should still be around were killed by humans. Especially since that order of mages seems to be responsible.

She's probably gonna do what a certain kind demon lord did, and ask him where his hope went while cutting off his hands and third leg.

The action is where she, with one hand, cuts off his arms.

Edit: and hopefully crushes his jewels as well. I wanna see him sob in agony. Also I bet the moment she wins our MC is gonna mention the stupifaction poison. He probably knows exactly how it works from his old friend.

He's still small and it's annoying me. But this is just funny.

You've been hit by
You've been struck by
Male pattern balding!

Heh, hahahahahaha, HAHAHAHAHA
Too bad for you, I will now time travel again to prevent your taking of hostages and make the author indebted to me! You have fallen right into my trap!
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She is the true embodiment of cuteness.

He knows the other professors far betrer than Leehan does. He definitely knows they're gonna run him through his paces. Need I mention how the principal seems to like doing lessons?

I doubt Leehan will have enough time to even blink, let alone sleep.

Honestly I'd find it hilarious if our MC simply educated all these nobles about the silver age...

Where can i read it.