Heavenly Demon Ménage a trois incoming…

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I think Orthodox in this world just means that they are an accepted part of the martial community, not that their particular behavior meets any particular standard. They’re no longer hated outcast renegades with KOS orders hanging over their heads.

The hardened bounty hunter and the naive idol? That could work.

At no point did this say they were stronger than him though, just that when Sword Mama showed up to save Sword Baby, he was suddenly facing a stronger force than he’d expected, so he hadn’t corrected his own force for it. The fact that in the very next scene, Sword Mama is bowing and kneeling suggests that—in agreement with the fact that he barely had a split lip—“stronger than expected” is very much not “stronger than him.” Hopefully there’s someone, because no challenge would be boring; that’s why he sat in a solitary pout for 2000 years in the first place, not being able to find a good fight.

It’s the Chozo gene grafts interacting with the Emperor’s gene-seed. Because she’s clearly played a wild game of random mix and match with whatever martial arts she came across, like a toddler fingerpainting with all the different colors off the shelf instead of understanding them and then mastering a few to the absolute limit, so why not some extra boosts? 🤣

A’aight, it’s only the first chapter and I already love that their spaceship is literally just truck-kun, about to literally isekai a thousands of years old martial master into the galactic murim scene. They’re seriously unserious about their comedy in this house!

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Make it to 73 then go back to 69 in one day. It’s BS! If I died that much in an MMO, I’d get an XP rez! 5 days to get back up…

“Yuuri, you stink!”
*the eagle Yuuri was riding looks to be sweating in embarrassment*

Yuuri, what did do? Oh, my…

Dimwit MC intends to astronavigate across the whole Scandinavian peninsula using a map someone drew with dead reckoning and maybe a compass after verifying coordinates for two random ass bridges on a single river? Come on, author, you don’t have to be any sort of cartographer or navigator to understand why that is absolutely asinine.

Pike and arquebus… the tercio got rediscovered, I see.

Nah, the fuzzy ears is more “non shapeshifting werewolf” than a knife eared elf.

Never seen Idiocracy, I take it?

Perhaps. Their name is even kind of an onomatopoeia for a slap noise with an echo. XD

Checkmate, Father.

Kissin’ cousins is a “thang” down south, ah hear

Reincarnation also comes with forward time travel instead of transmigration quite a lot.

They get titles like “I Used to be the Demon Lord, But 10,000 Years Later I’m the New Hero’s Mom” or such.

You can squish a turd into a new form, it’ll still be a turd. Gotta burn ‘em to ash.

Does it really rise to the level of mid, though?

Authors get told “you have 30 chapters to go before we shut this down” by the publisher, so they start cramming 300 chapters worth of idea notes in at random without any proper setup to rush to the end and wreck what was set up instead of letting it die with dignity?