And a piggy character who wastes a divine wish on the most comfortable pair of underwear…

Turkey basters exist.

Okay, “Princess Celestia,” but that cake still goes straight to your flanks.

And not even felt them. Much less some flimsy wall.

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Pika pika

Money problems, MC? Ask if they have lottery numbers for 10,000 years ago + 1 week 🤦‍♂️

Well, can’t be worse than the last manhua I dropped. See how it goes…

This… is crap. The trashlation is somehow worse than machine, basic math doesn’t exist, author basically just throws shit at a wall and writes what sticks, and MC War Crimes runs amok without so much as a scolding. The only saving grace is his transformation skill specifically bans him from “mounting” his dragon harem while transformed. Get blueballed, trash mc!

“War crimes are okay if they piss off the dragon first!”

Reminds me of Viserys Targaryen. He, too, dreamed of a golden crown. He didn’t like it when it was given to him.

Sounds like China.

Supremely skilled effort at plumbing depths of incompetence not even replicable by machines.

“Unable to enter a mounted state while transformed into a golden dragon king.”

That’s right, Mc. Unable to fuck your dragon harem while transformed into a dragon king. ^_^.

Nah it’s too consistently trash across multiple translators. Even if machine trashlators are all bad, being consistently bad generally means they’re working with bad material to start with.

What is this, the second or third time he’s gotten level 36? Author, you’re an idiot! Can’t even remember your own storyline!

Numbers in this have been random trash from the get go, I’m just ignoring them and scrolling past.

Predictable, wasn’t it? The moment Cringy Bad Guy mentioned a trap mission, it was obvious what it was going to be.

They say write what you know. Author only knows stupid, apparently.

Author sucks, 100% agreed.

I keep hoping the dumpster fire will burn out and release the trash panda circus, but it’s just burning and smoking and blegh…