I dunno. There’s gotta be male dragons out there that need a good stress relief toy.

Yawn. Author wanted to rush to drawing OP dragon fire scenes and flubbed the part where he makes us care.

There was no growth curve in this. MC just strapped himself to a Kerbal rocket and went from zero to deep space in a cartoonish speedrun sequence.

Translators were phoning it in to the Google translate and garbled the voice command, I bet.

Because they’re punching bags for MC’s amusement, I guess?

The translation is becoming more trash all of a sudden.

Oh, and her attempt at espionage and theft of a weapon of mass destruction wouldn’t cause a war? On what planet?

I mean, all they really need to do is accuse this “princess” of attempted espionage. After all, she came into the country under false pretenses and tried to steal a national asset by force, assaulting said asset’s family in the process. The fact that the nation didn’t know they had an asset like that yet isn’t actually relevant: once the authorities learn the details, it’s a nasty diplomatic scandal in ANY era…

Pawn flambé is a dragon delicacy, doncha know?

Replaced the adorable dovah with this… julmed slenzaam.

https://i.postimg.cc/XJq2P1mV/i.jpg

I mean, this shit tier dovahzul translation is already a mark against this translator. “Tinvaak do dovah” would have matched that, though tinvaak is technically speech, not language per se, so “dovahtinvaak” would be “dragon speech,” just as “dovahzul” is “dragon voice.” And is the actual name. Which maybe couldn’t be used for IP reasons, but shows that “zul do dovah” would be better if you wanted to end up with “language of dragons.”

I dunno what was in the original raw. Elder Scrolls references are yay, but get ‘em right, uv kos du naal dov!

Offer the blood of your firstborn unicorn colt to the RNG Gods

Koume and Kotake

The two horses they stole, dude.

Destroyed the mana potions… ? Are you effing kidding me? Your mage has a portal spell to your store room. That stuff is loot! Stuff it in storage for later need!

Anticipation of the destination is simply road snackies for the journey.

https://i.postimg.cc/zGyP3Dng/i.jpg
It’s clearly a cameo for Hewo Kitty!

It’s just common sense. Faced with a dangerous foe, you strike him where he is weakest. Even trash can figure out that much of basic tactics.

The answer lies in a saying from our caveman past.
Strong dick gets hard for strong mate.
Weak dick gets hard for weak mate.
It’s really that simple.

Ah, I see. Your name is Balto, too.