So Kalsted the immortal warrior is gonna show up online and cause chaos because the world knows he died in the tournament, yes? Don’t disappoint us, now!

I’d wife that cute one, too.

I want to ride the wolf witch, too…

But he was the goat…

Turns out the goat is another of King Cold’s kids… name translates to Chiller, pronounced with a hard Ch

(no not really but if you read this far I had you going!)

Yanno, I didn’t even see this scene as autoerotic asphyxiation until after I got to the comment section. We got a griffin biffin’ one here!

It looks like Salazar Slytherin boinked a bladesmith for a few years, enough to get an anniversary present, then dropped it in a yard sale after splitting up to go found Hogwarts.

Bringing back a ghost army from the Great War, eh? That’ll add to a saga.

One of them turned into a female horse, got impregnated by a giant’s male horse, and gave birth to Sleipnir, the eight-legged horse, which s/he then gave to Odin to ride.

“The a_wolf_spider04 watches you closely. What would you like your tombstone to say?”

Hey, just be grateful they haven’t had MC adopt a gnoll loli or something. A gnoli? 🤣

MC did a good, opting for battlefield intel over brute force early on. Much easier to win when you know exactly where to hit with your lil ball peen hammer than flailing around at random with a war maul.

Ragnar dead, now commander is Siri?

Oh, you all so dead. Siri is the most useless of all the AIs.

Idunn? Unexpected dark horse goddess! On the plus side, no dealing with anything related to aging ever again. On the ? side… I hope you rrrreeaally like apples. Like, to the point where frigging Applejack would say, “Whoa nelly, slow down there, pardner, there’s other foods, too!”

So it will obviously be neither Odin nor Thor. And that’s actually probably a good thing, if you know anything about their mythological personalities. I wonder who it’ll be. Baldr doesn’t fit. Freyja would be too obvious. Loki? Oh, Loki would love this situation. So probably not, because he’s too obvious. Tyr might be nice, but would he fit MC? Haven’t seen enough yet. On to the next chappy I guess!

Just the concept that a valkyrie might come to haul a gamer’s soul off to Valhalla if they die while playing is hilarious. Though part of me wants to know why Valhalla and not Sessrumnir? 50/50 you go to either place. If you die in battle, anyway. Plague or age and it’s Helheim for you… though eternal feasting with family and friends doesn’t sound so bad compared to having to face off with Fenrir at Ragnarok or partake in the eternal battle of Hjaðningavíg…

Waifu energy detected.

You just know they’re grumbling about Moonmoon in the background, there.

Nah, dude. I saw it from chapter one: the ship is truck-kun… in spaaaace!

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It even isekaied MC 2000 years into the wildly different world of the post-Earth future!

Nah, he just decided the reject twin was so hopeless and lacking talent that giving him a hand wouldn’t be enough.