Yeah. You’d think the doc at least would understand triage.

It’s not even a porcupine. It’s a hedgehog.

Translator, that is NOT a porcupine. That is a hedgehog.

People were complaining this mc doesn’t make faces like Lloyd.

https://i.postimg.cc/KYCt97CR/i.jpg

Sure he doesn’t. 😎

Nope. Eevee is a fox. Foxes are not cats, no matter what memes you cling to. 😜

The catch phrase is super obnoxious, not just because it’s long and off topic when used, but because it is obviously about the competition and not the character who just joined it.

Dead Dickbag did screw up, and that screwup is distracting her, along with her confusion over Duke Goodboy’s identical face and her discovery that Dead Dickbag could have been just fine if he’d skipped the apocalyptic plans and just given her a goodbye kiss while waiting for his end from the curse.

But keep in mind the specific words of the curse, of the fact that when she first accidentally changed him back she had no idea what his face looked like, and also of the fact that he didn’t change back that very first night when she uttered that infamous line right after “we have a problem,” because what led to that was way more intimate than just a peck on the snoot.

Sex ain’t love. Random kisses ain’t love. But she had grown genuinely fond of Duke Fluffykins Von Goodboy by the time he changed back, or he never would have.

If he’d just stop pestering her with bs and give her the time he promised, she’d eventually realize she was wrong about her own feelings, as so many people so often are. That bit about creeping into her heart anyway wasn’t a lie, it was a Freudian slip revealing the truth she’s buried under her clearly mistaken notion that she can’t possibly care about anyone else after her history.

She needs time to get her head out of her own way. He needs to stop lurching from extreme positions and actually do what he promised. Or they’re both doomed, him to fluffyness, her to isolated misery.

Both of them need to drop the notion that you can just stop caring about someone “because you decided to so there it’s done.” It never works like that. Even when the entity you care about doesn’t even exist outside of fiction, we care about what we care about and carry it with us.

She’s right about one thing: he couldn’t hurt her if she felt nothing for him. So the fact that she’s miserable about this mess should be a clue. With glitter and great, blinking lights on arrows pointing to it. But his little pity party isn’t helping, it’s just distracting her from any chance to realize that.

On the contrary, I would say Astina’s misery proves she feels more for the dear Duke Goodboy than she’s willing to admit, even just to herself.

Remember, the curse wasn’t to be lifted if the cursed receives mere sex from a daughter of the Lete, but love. Just because that love hasn’t fully revealed itself doesn’t mean it doesn’t have to be there…

Wait, they had DV warnings for when the ponce was beating his sister, but not for when the marchioness was beating her ponce? Double standards!!!

There’s the truth. Now, can he believe it?

It’s only perverted if you want to do really lewd stuff like holding hands and snuggling while watching the sunset or something. 👍

Dogs and wolves are the same thing. Genetic science discovered this years ago. 😜

Quitit with the insulting Duke Goodboy by association already! 🤣

You insult Duke Goodboy by calling that lecherous toad a dog. Take it back! 🤣

Now, tell him, girl. Tell him!

Ohhhno…

No, Fran-chan. Fungus can never truly be killed, only driven into hiding for a time, waiting for the next seething of damp dankness to rise again.

But you can try! 😁

Busted. Time to mend fences? 😅

Ah, the rush shipment of clues must have arrived just in time to be stocked on the shelves during the last minute pre-ball shopping spree. Good, good!