When did Derpy get reincarnated in the tower?!

When there’s power and money be had in secrecy and control, it’s entirely reasonable for it to take a few years to come out. Someone has to learn the secret that doesn’t want to profit from monopolizing it before it will break.

1. Drag anyone that finds one into a special elite squad so they feel special
2. Pay them lots of money
3. Tell them it all depends on them keeping the secret, because if it gets out, they aren’t special anymore so no more special treatment.

It’s still only a matter of time before it leaks somewhere in the world, but they could significantly slow the release like that.

Uh-oh. Aileen gonna get salty. Time to build a doghouse, Sejun.

So, it’s treason, then…

Eyepatch, peg leg, grew up scamming for a living, seems piratey enough to me.

If he’s got memories of the future, he’s at least a ghetto regressor.

The dragon eye broke the curse on both of her eyes, but the eye it combined with got enhanced beyond its original capabilities and she was having issues with it. Apparently 3 months hasn’t been enough time to adjust to it.

Pika Chuuni-san gotta do what Pika Chuuni-san gotta do.

Next he’ll say “skibidi.” We can’t even.

Whether walking or sitting, a turd looks the same. Wait, I meant cliché. Ah, right, same difference.

Too completely random. I can’t even pick up where I left off. Enough with this slop.

Nepotism… it ain’t what’s for dinner (that was fried chicken, weren’t you paying attention?)

And she really loves her Pochi.

Evil God Noah: “I choose you, Pikachuuni!”
>contract formed!<

That’s right. Stick the evil tart goddess with your spear good and hard, mc.

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Amazing. There are three acceptable ways to spell the word that sounds like that in English (each with a wildly different meaning) and the translator somehow managed to land on none of them.

“Horde” is the correct one here. “Hoard” is a vast store or collection of something, or the act of building such. “Whored” is… well if y’all don’t know what that one means you’re not old enough to be online. I think they teach it in church, even. 🤣

The two wolves…? You mean the ones that are constantly yiffing?

I didn’t know he was a furry.

Skill, clearly.

Yeah but now he gets paid. And promoted. And free WiFi to play his favorite video game that he spent so long missing on his isekai sojourn in hell.