That’s a survival skill. Isekai worlds are swimming in psycho yanderes and lolis, especially dragon ones, so you have to be dense enough to ignore them completely in a way that makes it clear to onlookers that they’re just not a consideration for you or you will meet a terrible fate before you can ever meet the busty werewolf waifu of your dreams…

A bone mech wrapped in meat armor and fueled by death.

Just Google “bat pony mangoes eee”

Your pony OC is a bat pony. Frl.

He’s greased up and ready to rumble.

He literally been fapping to Heda since he first met her dawg

“I just found out something unnecessary!”

Rumor has it the first person to reach level 100 will be isekaied with all the powers and stats of the MCs of the mangas they have bookmarked and read.

So disappoint! Alas, Midgard wasn’t being used to refer to Earth, just a living world full of Viking primitives…

So Kalsted the immortal warrior is gonna show up online and cause chaos because the world knows he died in the tournament, yes? Don’t disappoint us, now!

I’d wife that cute one, too.

I want to ride the wolf witch, too…

But he was the goat…

Turns out the goat is another of King Cold’s kids… name translates to Chiller, pronounced with a hard Ch

(no not really but if you read this far I had you going!)

Yanno, I didn’t even see this scene as autoerotic asphyxiation until after I got to the comment section. We got a griffin biffin’ one here!

It looks like Salazar Slytherin boinked a bladesmith for a few years, enough to get an anniversary present, then dropped it in a yard sale after splitting up to go found Hogwarts.

Bringing back a ghost army from the Great War, eh? That’ll add to a saga.

One of them turned into a female horse, got impregnated by a giant’s male horse, and gave birth to Sleipnir, the eight-legged horse, which s/he then gave to Odin to ride.

“The a_wolf_spider04 watches you closely. What would you like your tombstone to say?”

Hey, just be grateful they haven’t had MC adopt a gnoll loli or something. A gnoli? 🤣