If the galactic cockroach was, probably?

Only true tail males understand the heresy we just witnessed.

No doubt she’s his cross dressing waifu.

Alien space pirate invasion, now? So this is the part where Countess Dracula and Samus Aran tag team to run a train on them while MC is busy counting his ever expanding list of future wives, right?

Manhua seems to be aiming for the shit tier beneath manga/manhwa, but some shit has its uses as fertilizer. This is occasionally amusing at least. The one I dropped before reading this, now, that was some rancid Aegean Stables level shit.

There’s a reason every chapter is signed “to be continued, yawn.”

https://mangakatana.com/manga/a-story-about-a-dragon-and-the-rising-of-an-adventurer.26288

Don’t even have to be targeting me. The witch sent assassins after his family first, remember? Nope, sometimes monsters just need killin.

The multiple meanings of “sleep train.”

When memaw says the devil is watching when you fap, this is what she means…

Indeed, centaur mommy is a would.
https://i.postimg.cc/vTFZhgN6/i.jpg

Only MCs have plot armor. Everyone else has plot lingerie, which deceives you into thinking they’re armored, but it can be removed at any moment.

Shifty big bro and miffed mc have a tiff in the rift, news at 11!

Why learn a language when all the literature is trash? Far better use of time to learn Japanese or Korean.

Apparently just an inevitability of manhua.

MC wants the Dong.

It’s recharged by the lustful gazes of onlooking waifus.

Cow say moo, milk go squirt, churn for butter, or warm yogurt.

You have to understand, the ancients were utterly obsessed with their dicks. Worldwide. There’s dick sculptures found in every single ancient civilization on every continent. That’s why even in modern times, dicks are everywhere and everything is a dick reference. The dick was viewed as the source of life itself, since women couldn’t get preggo without one, so of course anything that came out of a dick was potential immortality juice, since it had the juju to create life itself.

And a piggy character who wastes a divine wish on the most comfortable pair of underwear…