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Midknight
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Midknight - 1720662267
Sounds to me like the Hero is the one who was suffering from the disease that causes max hp loss on skill use, and the curse was just to transfer that effect to Douglas.

Trash Hero.

When the curse broke, he probably got a bit of a shock when it rebounded back to him!
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Midknight - 1720660933
Chain this guy over a stump in fenrir country.

During breeding season.

And dump a barrel of fenrir-in-heat piss over him.
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The Coccolic Church has excommunicated you for your heretical description of them as a mere cult. 🤣
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Because its mama was an ugly scooter. And its papa was a Cybertruck. 😜
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Yes, a superweapon at his command would be just the ticket for blasting a bug monster of that size, especially with it conveniently being a week’s rampage away from the nearest town. They may wind up with a glass forest instead of an old growth one, but that could just be a boon for tourism with the right management and advertising! 😁
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Motion sickness only affects some people and not others. 🤷‍♂️
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Midknight Mew Noona - 1720457817
Oi, so yer a fairy-fucker, then, ey? Careful. They’re known for making yer pecker age 40 years in a single day.
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Midknight Gakuku - 1720336683
Meme reference. 🤷‍♂️
https://i.postimg.cc/qB6THQYr/i.webp
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Midknight - 1720333269
Seifon the Flash? More like Seifon the Swish! Even my third rate pandar was pinging to the tune of the YMCA song the moment he turned up.
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Midknight Brucetier - 1720332767
Can confirm, an authentic beard sells a Jedi master cosplay way better than a costume store fake.
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Midknight Holy Ei - 1720332672
The key word is “men.” Give it a few years and you’ll be taking a weed whacker to your cheeks twice a day.
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Midknight Gakuku - 1720329942
In attempting to imagine lewd mandrakes, I think my mind went places even the ecchiest of mangaka would consider bizarre. Be careful with spreading cognitohazards like that, or someone’s gonna draw you a picture of a mandrake root doing Naruto’s Sexy-no-Jutsu and animate it to the sound effect of it making cheap porno hooker moans at you. And that image shall remain in your mind for the next sixty years, counteracting the effects of even the mightiest little blue pill. 🤣
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Midknight - 1720246346
Translators need to look up the definition of “ambushed.” They are not using the correct word there at all.
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