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BernieBear
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BernieBear - 1725875627
Bruhhhh, c'mon, you said the loud part quiet!

Being perceptive in social situations is an extremely attractive quality.

Women have wised up and gotten more fair about this, and they know it's unreasonable to expect you to be able to read them like that, but they still value it greatly.

There's a risk factor since being inaccurate can backfire, but if you're sure it's a good read, reveal it!
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BernieBear - 1725874519
Omg, too fuckin' sweet! 😭

I'ma finna get diabeetus! 😭

Plus, she knew he'd been having trouble focusing lately, and noticed he was doing better than usual at the moment, so she forfeited her chance to see his reaction because she didn't wanna break his concentration 😭
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BernieBear - 1725845993
I wonder if there's a proper term for the weird set of circumstances that needs to be present for ecchi to exist 🤔

People always talk about how stupidly implausible it is for a guy to be so reluctant and avoid sexual stuff for no significant reason (I know there was a significant reason this time) and they've got a point.

Thing is, if everyone was into it then they'd just smash and it'd be hentai. There has to be SOMETHING in the plot to stop that from happening. They can't both want it.

The only other way it could get lewd without escalating to sex would be if HE was persistent and SHE was reluctant. That would not be protagonist behavior.
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BernieBear - 1725679700
Band-aids!? She hurt her fingers cooking for him 😭😭😭

Mah heart mah soul!! Fuck I'm glad I'm married and not dating anymore.

It's excruciating to wanna hug the freaking h*ck outta someone out of admiration but have to restrain myself because they're probably gonna think it's something creepy.
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BernieBear - 1725679368
I'd really like to meet this author. The longer I live, the more clear it becomes that pervert/sweetheart multi-classers are the GOAT.

After reading "Myuu And I" (well after reading what I have so far. It's not fully translated yet) and that "Kind World" series, I'm pretty sure that's the type of person we're dealing with here.
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BernieBear - 1725601588
Wtf, are this guy's survival instincts on vacation???😨

"I'd appreciate it if the food was better. You have a kitchen knife, you could try using it"

Bro you are locked in a room with a collar around your neck chained to a wall right meow.

All you know about the person you're talking to is her apparent age/gender, that she is comfortable with imprisoning a human, and that she's holding a knife every time you see her 🤦

Of all the contexts to say "Get in the kitchen" I thought two seconds after hearing a feminine voice on chat in an online game was the most ridiculous. New record 😅
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BernieBear - 1725530538
That's The Butcher's son?? I'm guessing he was raised by his other parent.

I've met The Butcher on several occasions in Diablo 4. He is rather impolite.
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BernieBear - 1725434068
Wtf, why did it skip the dwarf girl's fight??? We've barely gotten to see her fight at all.

I know she lost, and obviously we all love her so we don't wanna see her get hurt, but she doesn't really look hurt all that bad.
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Fr though. The audacity 😤 Etiquette is a thing. You step on faces and crotches, not pressure points.

There's a bunch on the top of the head. Probably even more than this, but 5 that I know of. And they're close enough together that they can all be hit at the same time.

No harm done this time, obviously. But I'm not a spirit, and my brain's been damaged enough already. Siris is "use me" level hot, but she's not "kill me" level hot 😅
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I'm not sure I understand what you're saying. Well, it's more that I hope I'm mistaken.

Is that your only basis for the review? An androgynous MC makes you think the author has an issue as severe as psychopathy?

Do you even know what a psychopath is??? I hope not.
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BernieBear od Bandit - 1725176736
No such thing m8.

That's like saying too much peace.
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BernieBear - 1725084081
Wait, how does this work? 🤔 Do you need the most votes to win, or over half? Last chapter she said one, but now she said the other. Majority could mean either one.

If there's more than two candidates, it's possible nobody will get more than half. If Saotome gets 35% of the votes and each girl gets 32.5%, that's 100% total, and he has barely the most, but it's not more than half.

What would happen then?
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BernieBear - 1725071497
Omg you frickin' dopey derpy doofus 🤦

Of course you'll get the majority vote 🤦🤦

Nobody who's competent is gonna run against you 🤦🤦🤦

You can't lose to nobody 🤦🤦🤦🤦

It don't matter how much stupid self-sabotaging stuff you say 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

Do you know who donald trump is??? 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

https://i.postimg.cc/L5ggHznb/i.jpg
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BernieBear Hako Ryner - 1724898716
Ahh, the plot thiccens...
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So tell me again how someone leads by example with (paraphrasing in modern day English) "I don't resent these people who are torturing me to death. They don't understand who I am. Don't retaliate against them."

and then down the road his followers are judging people for being attracted to drawings?

I suppose this is the same reason y'all hated gay people? Just because it doesn't make pregnancy happen? Yeah that ain't so much of a problem anymore. Got a few billion humans. We'll manage.

And you realize that if your religion is right, your deity has no limitations on ability or awareness. He wouldn't need to make deputies out of mortals. He'd know everyone who's breaking the rules, and handle it himself.

I'm not tryna be a dick. It just sucks to see belief systems that aren't doomed to fail still fail because of misuse. Amend the damn book. Or at least read it.

Look at the other Levitican laws and see if you're following them.
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Huh? I had to look that up.

You mean this?? https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Coomer

That's like, really specific 🤔

You're coming to that conclusion just from what you've seen in this comment section?

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BernieBear Ov3rCl9cK - 1724898054
Well, if it's gotta be only one or the other...

Js, when you settle down you can't smack your wife's boobs every time she stands up or sits down within arm's reach.

At least I don't think so. I don't know anyone whose boobs are that tough, but my body count is low for an adult.

I've certainly heard of more surprising stuff than boob smacking, that much I know.
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BernieBear Dumb face - 1724743617
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BernieBear - 1724554055
Oh God, what painfully awkward questions to ask to one of the few people smart enough that he might know the actual truth 😖

To be put on the spot like that while under a moral obligation to uphold a society-wide charade, but lying would feel awful because the people asking the questions trust you, so you gotta just not answer, which makes them feel disrespected 😑

Excruciating 😤
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