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Anonymoose
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As long as I sit up from a laying position and stay there for about 10 seconds I'm generally fine. Otherwise, if I go from laying down to standing too quickly, I end up falling, though I tend to catch myself most of the time.


Ah yes, stubbing toes... never fun. Also 9 times in a day is a record not even I can beat, well done. As for doors, only one of the doorways had a door and it was wide upen so I didn't hit it. I have slammed my thumb in a door before, right between the hinges. That took off my nail.


Let's see, what else... oh yeah, there's one desk in the basement here where the legs of it are a strip of metal in a [_] shape. It's wider when viewed from the front. I've stubbed my little toe right on that bar many times just walking through here. Mainly cuz it's on the path between by bedroom downstairs and the stairs to go up. It's why most of the time I am down here I use slippers. Also the concrete floor too.
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Anonymoose Ballsdeep69 - 1712253718
First part seems right, second sure as hell ain't
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He wears robes to hid his laxatives
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Anonymoose TheImage - 1712219612
Best part is pluton probably gonna drop on top of em mid-fight. Gonna have to deal with the worst possible combo: fastest dude alive & man-shaped brick house.
Reminiscent of a certain dark souls bossfight...
Edit: also the addition of 3 other combatants sohndslikea brutal loss to me. We also have the hot lady who could appear. Point is, this is incredibly stupid.
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Anonymoose PixelOni - 1712129874
I want 20 books minimum.
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That's good. I sometimes faint momentarily from my low blood pressure, which once resulted in me managing to hit 3 doorways in a single fall, before slamming face first into a tile floor... luckily the doorways slowed my fall.
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She has already shown traces of sin so this ain't much
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Anonymoose - 1712040102
Hahahahah, HAHAHAHAHAH~ *sigh*... that's just too funny. Knowing psychology irl this wouldn't work with someone like him, but it's funny to imagine it working.
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Anonymoose - 1712039896
Ah, doesn't understand emotions that well. Time for him to learn exactly hoe far one can fall head-over-heels...
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Anonymoose - 1712039157
Gotta agree with the rest, a maid outfit would be lethal.
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Anonymoose - 1712038970
Nah, her hug will stop any pain or attacks from reaching her.
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Crossing one off the list, only thing to do now is to iff him from this life as well.
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Anonymoose - 1712037951
Eh, it's not his face that's the problem it's how his face doesn't fit with his hair at all.
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Anonymoose - 1712036987
My heart just got nearer to collapse than it has in years... too cute it's lethal.
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Though I saw it coming a mile away, it was very satisfying.
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Anonymoose - 1712036339
Ah, the attendant/advisor probably was looking for poison or something. He either saw it and didn't caee then the duchess got it, or it was a clue there might be something off with the wine.
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