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BernieBear
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BernieBear - 1708742681
Oh my fucking Science, that new girl is such a fuckin' SNACK!!

She's the kinda snack that'll spoil your dinner before you even had lunch 🤤

I swear to Science, the first time they do butt fanservice with her I'm gonna need a cigarette just from looking 🥵

I don't even smoke, but I'ma try it just this once. Which end goes where?? Like this? 👀👂🚬👌
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BernieBear DullKatana - 1708741596
Or the more based alternative, "Yes homo" 😄

And keep your eyes wide open for the kiss even though you don't even do it that way with girls 🤣
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BernieBear - 1708691252
Did she seriously kiss him, or did she just get close and make the "blow a kiss" sound? I can't tell.

If the first girl to kiss him after 188 chapters did it in front of the entire harem on the second time she saw him, that's gonna make stuff hard as a rock 🪨 Because she's boulder than all of 'em 😁
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BernieBear AlexBen - 1708690729
Girl's got a booty like a beacon 😏 She could use it to guide ships to the shore during thunderstorms 🤣

Actually, on second thought, nah. They would still crash into the shore 🤔
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BernieBear Koza - 1708690348
Ooo, good call! I'ma get ready to pick up the phone 📱🖐😁
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True, but admittedly that's a bit further than I expected her to go. I guess I got a bad read on her. I was sensing it was just playful, not that she wanted to cause that much trouble.
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BernieBear R Tuin - 1708689869
[TLDR: I wouldn't consider it impolite if you skipped this whole comment. I had fun writing it. Someone else may see it eventually too.]

Hell yeah! I see good potential for the plot. Takae has always been the mildly shady plotting schemer, but I think that's one role where it wouldn't hurt to have two. They can always be trying to outfox each other, like Yu-Gi-Oh characters. And maybe nobody else notices they're doing it, or at least nobody senses the full extent of the hostility. Well Itachi would definitely notice. She's too perceptive not to. I suspect we're eventually gonna find out it's actually vigilance from living in dangerous circumstances.

I also hope Nekomiya's brother Shouta will join the school next year and get his own harem. It'd be odd not to add any new first years, and even more to add only one. I think it's plausible because they did introduce one pretty good character that they implied was too young for Saotome's taste. She was Hanako's rival from MMA. I'm 90% sure her name was Ryona. She could be Shouta's Hanako! That would be risky though. That degree of similarity might be off-putting to some readers.

I think it's possible Ryona was only included because they needed some conflict for the training trip part of the story, but if that's true, why make her younger? It makes it more awkward, which awkwardness is amusing, but I think this manga has enough of that already. It's going fine without being edgy. If Ryona was that temporary I think it would have been more effective to make her a year older. She would've seemed more imposing that way. She'd seem like she had a better shot at charming Saotome, and winning the match against Hanako.
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BernieBear King Grey - 1708578426
I've never been less upset about a spoiler 😂 I've only been keeping up with the anime, so I didn't know if it was gonna ever go that far.

I get it in most of these stories since the characters are usually school age and there is effort made to cover up the fact that most people get rid of their virginity in their teens, but if you're 20+ and not virgins then why tf wait? Who benefits from that?

Of course that's if you both want it and you're using contraceptives, obviously. I've been married for 8 years now and we would've fucked on the first date if we could've found privacy. Fuck all this "make them work for it" shit. Life is too short.

I've gotten used a few times when I was hoping for a relationship, sure it sucked because I was lonely as fuck, but no regerts. As Lonely Island says "Doesn't matter, had sex 🤷"
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BernieBear - 1708124680
OOF!!! He's gonna self-identify as "slave number twenty-three" instead of using the name he wasn't given until he was almost an adult, by someone who educated him into earning his freedom and made him biologically immortal 🤣

That's how you know your competence as a teacher doesn't make up for your scumbaggery. Your student had a slave owner who didn't teach him how to read or write and gave him a number instead of a name, and he still respects the slave owner more than you 😂🤣😂🤣

Hahaha I done heard of a smack in the face, but that's more like a Thwack in the face! 💀 (Thwack is an instant death spell from Dragon Quest)
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BernieBear Brexter - 1707381629
If that had happened I would've cried 😅 Another manga I'm reading rn JUST pulled some shit like that last chapter. I was not ready for another one yet 🤣
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BernieBear Gintanga - 1707381166
(Echoing) LET'S GOOOO!!!!

🎶 If you WAWNit you kin-GID-dit let meh knowwww🎶
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BernieBear - 1707055952
There's been no more chapters since 2020? It's 2024 right now. Does "ongoing" apply to every manga where the story hasn't ended? They've obviously stopped working on it. I'm not being disrespectful, it just seems odd to use that word for something that's not going.
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BernieBear - 1707008811
I don't understand why the chimera guys feel like they're such freaks that they can't even go to their families.

If they can switch back and forth at will between their badass monster-y form and a second form that looks like a normal human, couldn't they just stay in that human form? Their family wouldn't find out if they never saw them transform, right? 🤔

If there was some way they could potentially transform involuntarily, like how lycanthropy works, that'd be different
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BernieBear - 1706679662
Omg get tf away from Winry you piece of shit 🤬💢
God I hope he dies at some point 😤
I've seen both animes like 3 times but somehow still forgot 🤦
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BernieBear - 1706678782
(I'm referring to the comment below mine. Sometimes there is no reply button)

I thought I was noticing that too, but now I'm not sure. Maybe he's just smarter and/or more perceptive. The look on the taller guy's face when Aki had the exclamation point next to him seems like he hadn't yet noticed something was wrong.

He also wasn't looking when that guy touched Tamari on the train. Paying closer attention to someone is definitely a sign of valuing them though. I've read in a psychology article that you should pay attention to what a person tends to take photos of. That was a long time ago though.

With monetized social media, there's more reasons other than sentimentality to take photos than there used to be.
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BernieBear - 1706370175
I'm a big fan if FMA but Sloth is a silly character. He's the most hardworking character in the story.

But to be fair, give me a million years and I'll never come up with a way to make a genuinely lazy villain legitimately scary, sooo, respect 🤝🤙

Maybe if the whole planet was one huge organism, and Sloth's heartbeat was somehow synced up to the planet's, so if its heart rate slowed down too much, the whole ecosystem would die. So Sloth is functionally the planet's heart itself. Or maybe literally.

So it would have to be kept in combat 24/7 to stop it from going to sleep, and it shared stamina with the planet so it never got exhausted from exertion and fell asleep that way. And they would have to be careful not to kill or even defeat it, because that would make its heart rate decrease

So all the characters would have to divide up the work and fight it in shifts. And if it was also a shapeshifter that changed every time its opponent switched out, so every fight would be unpredictable and unique.

So if a character got stuck with an unfavorable match-up, they would rarely get help, because everyone else would be recovering to be ready for their next shift.

Nevermind. I did it. Scary lazy villain 😅 I'm never the first person to come up with anything though, so it's probably been done. 🤷

No, for real, that is the story of my life. I always come up with great ideas on my own, but they're always already done. I suspect a time traveler is fucking with me. I wish I was joking.
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BernieBear - 1706335810
Hehe, let's just take turns calling each other out on the exact same ethics 🙄

It's more comfortable than saying we don't give a fuck, even though we all know that's what's up 🤷

The elephant in the room should change its mailing address 😆
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Fuck h*cking yeah THOT alert 😳
Transcendent Heavenly Omnipotent Temptress 😆
I done heard of a knockout, but she's more like a deathblow 🤣
Someone rez me please 😵
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Unless there's a second puberty that nobody told me about, I'm gonna have to choose a different adjective. Cute doesn't quite say it 😅

When I saw her, all the body hair I always shave instantly re-grew to its full length, and my voice went from Michael Cera to Morgan Freeman 🤣
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