How about y’all learn to read character names that have already been translated and gotten used to before you butcher them yourselves? Changing Wasabi-kun to “PPP Mustard Lord” is fucking stupid.

“Any damage you inflict.” I detect a loophole, Ling Ce. Get it to damage itself.

In China, they flip the mourning and wedding colors. 🤷‍♂️

No longer a guildmaster or vice guildmaster. That explains why they went with [Divine Wolf] as the guild name, instead of [Fang Chamber] in homage to his great gawping gash of a snaggletoothed maw. 🤣🤣

And declawed and dressed in a silly princess costume and given as a pet to some little girl who will come up with even worse fates.

I don’t think the Tauren bloodline is available in this game. He might risk turning into the Cow King of the Diablo ‘verse.

“Daddy, why is mommy hitting on you?”

He is the Mountain Who Games

I must have missed that tidbit.

Did he go straight for the door to ambush anyone trying to escape the round?

She also dodged actually answering his first question. He should have called her on that.

Folks are shocked at the money he’s spending on gear he’s going to outlevel eventually. But consider: He spent less than five days’ profits. It’s not much more than pocket change for him now, and he hasn’t even started drawing a military paycheck yet.

Smolchemist, I’m tellin’ ya.

The day of prophecy, huh. Dungeon break imminent!

So is this how China usually recruits soldiers? 🤔

Meat-seeking bullets are OP. 🤣

Vancafus’ awakened class: Smolchemist

And so it was that the name “Little Ryuko” came to mean the same thing as the legendary “Little John.”

Outside of folks farming extreme late endgame raid content, 5 to 10 levels’ difference in almost any mmo is a lot less than double the lower character’s stat points, and he defeated over 1500 of his “doublegangers” at once already, so of course these clowns are nothing.

This is more than a game. This is basically government sactioned—hell, government sponsored—super soldier training.