"hi my name is shawn evans and tonight we feast."

the white bird that disappeared and MC just so happens to have found a white bird and named it chirpy. are we thinking the same thing guys? that white bird of destiny= chirpy?

shits on fire yo

we all know what he needs to do now right? if kidnapped by a dragon fuck that dragon. like donkey did.

chun be like: https://i.postimg.cc/vZhNBNQj/i.gif

thats kinda kinky for your first mating officer song. you should start slow before doing the hardcore stuff.

lmfao i remember this old copy pasta from reddit:
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

no need to be ashamed. be proud of your choices surely this asahiro person doesnt draw unhinged shit right... surely...

no i am referring to kakashi the character from naruto, who likes to read his little erotic book while doing absolutely anything. idk if it is actually an erotic book, looks like normal romance but imma just go with erotic book

does this guy have is stupid?

ngl that aquarium looks fking dope. if i were a fking loaded ass bastard irl. i would actually have a similair setup, a giant tank in the back of my office so i can look at all the fishes swimming freely whenever i feel bored/exhausted or w/e other excuse i can find.

hell yeah master smith is here! wooooooo

bruh i feel bad for the guy how could they be so insensitive, he is the mc's best friend. like at least give they guy a break...

dude blackie would have been an awesome playmate. fkkk he died too soon. you will be missed blackie o7 bois. https://i.postimg.cc/YqgLn9xM/i.png

well you just gotta show them that you might have gotten in because of connections but that you have skill and determination and soon enough they wont be able to ignore you.

you dont need to tell as he already knows. why do you think he distanced himself from his brother? he didnt wanna see his brothers disappointed face after all the killing he had to do. but hopefully mc isnt foolishy gonna something he will regret right?

honey? hold the fk up...

https://i.postimg.cc/V639Q18Q/i.jpg

ah i see mc suffers from stupidity. must be hard to live a normal life being so fking dense, that even light bends around you.

sounds like chinese propoganda to me. this is a joke for those that cant tell