goodbye old boss slave you served him well, welcome new boss slave, may you serve him well.

q:how many cards does this mf have?
a: yes
q:answer me goddammit!
a: :)

anyone else notice how his mother from prev life, almost looks like the queen... i guess beggars cant be choosers.

everyone is like:https://i.postimg.cc/dtdbVZNP/i.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/v81RCNWm/i.gif

well the thing is you cant act meek when you have time limited buff, you need to claim to be the annahilator of universes and killer and destroyer of gods. to scare enemies into actually believing in your lies. because the moment they figure out your time limit you are fucked.

bluff, lie, cheat and steal till you make it.

okay buddy, go sit in the horny time for the next 3 weeks... jesus

she gonna give the D to the mc KEK

daaaamn that is dope.

nell: https://i.postimg.cc/764JW6Zr/i.gif

yo wake the fk up. ch 65 for "Maou ni Natta node, Dungeon Tsukutte Jingai Musume to Honobono suru" dropped, we gotta go claim the comment section.

its been a while my beloved.https://i.postimg.cc/63Fzs1p5/i.jpg

urban dictionary is a treasure throve.

look behind you, i think a joke went flying over your head.

snake is always cold, like a cool cucumber in the summer heat.

that'd be me, https://i.postimg.cc/MG3tKnZf/i.gif continues to smash next chapter button. mwahahahahaha

coming from you, i am sure he will appriciate that compliment.

i think i read like 2-3 chapters off of that before i clicked [ X ] because the story was mind nummingly bad. i did notice the smut/erotica tags though

for those of you with 0 survival skills, dig the ground in a circle, place large stones around it and leave the middle open, now place smaller stones and pebbles between the larger rocks. and also put some sand/ground around it. try to at least get the rocks on the same height, next find dry branches from nearby trees, break them into pieces and place them in the empty middle, now go find twigs and leaves. place them on/around the logs in middle now you are prepared to start your safe campfire. after you manage to start your campfire, go to a nearby tree, cut like 6-7 young tree branches, these branches will be used as your skewers for your meat. congratulations you have now unlocked the following achievements:
1 make campfire
2 create fire
3 make food

dude i love most animals in general, although i am scared of a few, and horrified of 2. but i love cats so much if i were to choose what my own heaven would be like i would choose one with puppies, kittens, cats and big and small. different shapes and sizes and colours and patterns. i would pet them, play with them, sleep with them. run with them everyday untill time runs out.

he is a genius and fighting god. he lives for the thrill of the hunt if you will.