you mean that i just found the cure for insomnia :OOOO THANK YOU RANDOM FORTUNE TELLER ON THE INTERNET!

Yippee! for my foretelling i need to know something, i want to stab a friend with a knife for a video, will they be mad at me once i reveal that it was just a prank ?

four, i am not sure if they wander off or get picked off by predators but rn there are only four cats, blosh and pebble are the oldest and trixie and dixie are the youngest, i also feed them every other day but they are pretty chonky so things are fine there, really no idea where they go, we used to have a cat that was half bobcat and would murder other cats and she lasted the longest at a five years of age but she was mean and i think the coyotes were more scared of her than she was of them, her lineage is entirely dead because kittens of a half bobcat always had odd mutations even getting conjoined twins at one point and none of them grew up, she was the only cat we have had who had issues with kittens, i think though that this long and proud line of kitties which started with Mr. Kitty (aka: Toffee) who brought four female kittens to the house will be ending soon as there are no more males, the four kitties are females so it seems that it will be ending as it started all those many years ago, i have never found a body nor have i heard screams of a murdered kitty in the night time so i assume that they just wander off rather than die

*snuffs out a young dragons fire permanently* whoops...

You are plotting to harm me and my whole family ? Well, that simply won’t do. I will have to resort to forcefully feeding you treats and giving you belly rubs until those wicked thoughts are dissuaded—or until you’re so terrified of relentless pats and being stuffed with goodies that you flee for the hills.

could i trade the head of hair that i have donated to the children's wig company for a foretelling ? this way i not only get my future told but some random kid goes bald a second time >:D

one year has passed! you can return to read it again!!!

die on earth = fantasy which is kinda like earth but abstracted where the rules of reality fray and form new things, so if you die in fantasy then it abstracts even more and = lovecraftian, a world where the rules have fallen, the darkness is alive and every speck of magic slithers, if you die yet again you will find yourself in the cusp of the void, the worlds are being devoured by nothing at the same time new worlds are actively being born, you need to run from the anything and everything which approaches and you must be cautious where you are headed as monsters of any sort exist, any place you leave will permanently cease to exist and if you die yet again your soul has finished being digest by death and you are fragmented and used to form new souls along with the shards of others who share your fate, all starting back on earth where the tiny fractal souls are implanted and begin growing yet again

maybe he was intending for it to be a part time job but the pay was so good that it became full time ?

*looks at username* i am sure that it would not have worked out between you so you have nothing to worry about :D also speaking of your username here is a piece of my art which was traced over a fallen baron in the greatest estate agent that i feel like sharing for really no reason in particular except you are both mice https://i.postimg.cc/mDWMs56q/i.png

may i has some saucies ?

maybe he meant his card ? or maybe he realized that the money was fake ?

go my child! SPREAD THE DISEASE!

and this is why you do not work in customer service :D

i have never neutered one of my pets, i just feed whatever pops out of em, i have been around for many many generations

a yandere is love in it's truest form :) (jkjk that is obsession not love :>)

terrible chapter for me to read your username....

a strong seed donor is a strong seed donor

i am so lucky that i can sleep whenever i so desire and do not need to wait forever in order to fall asleep, i just lay down and wake up eight hours later

she is so cute that i want to sacrifice ten mortals in her name https://i.postimg.cc/PrLppKjF/i.jpg