Me at 5 years old with my dad's guitar, hoping for guitarist genetics to activate (They never did, I am too stupid to awaken my Crown Chakra).

NOT ON THE CAT, NO !!!

AWAKEN, FURSONA !

*Shoots herself in the head*

I was gonna say a movie that relates to the joke, but like... I don't usually read reviews of thing like that so I don't even know what is see as good or not...

Do unto others, kitty.

Your Cute Doggo evolved into Weird Bipedal Abomination That Looks Nothing Like The Reason You Caught It.

Man, making me remember that time my adorably fluffy Mareep evolved, how I thought it'd just get fluffier, but then I got that weird bipedal pink thing instead AND THEN an even worse fluff-less giraffe.

...This situation is still salvageable.

No lunch entree without membership ?

Do non-memberships people just starve ?

I wish I could eat all that right now.

She follow him everywhere and got straight to lying on his bed the moment she got there.

I think she's a cat.

She played too much Umamusume and decided to base her entire personality on TM Opera O.

Also, now SHE'S going to end up stuck in the forest.

OPERATION LIGHTING THE BONFIRE

START

Tsundere Girl, we need to cook.

Also, I've got the SAME cookie molds at home !

And he never crossdressed again.

As her, that is. You can drag him away from her, but you can't drag him away from Drag.

Second phase went as hard as the Nameless King's second phase.

STOP NO NOT THE LIGHTNING ATTACK WE'RE CLEANING A POOL WITH WATER, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh. I see.

Previous comment answered. He's a weirdo.

Does he crossdresses as his sister to BE his sister for a while ?!

Um.... Is he alright ?

Buddy, why are you crossdressing for drama practice ?

And why are you crossdressing for drama practice as your SISTER ?!

Are you going to do the role of your sister in the play ?! What ?

If it's someone else, then why are they wearing the same clothes and hairstyle ?

Only one possible answer !

Evil split personality !

I mean... Isn't hat good, though ?

Might be our girl from the past, and if it isn't then at least girls like her are his type ?

Crippling Background Character Syndrome.

Happens to the best of us.