It's a hole so dark and deep it stretched beyond the realm of cosmic truth this mortal is allowed to discover.

He stands on the precipice of the abyss of nothingness and if he pushes too far, shall be swallowed by the empty dark.

Man, dogs are real freaks, huh.

One could even ask; who let the dogs out ?

Knowing her, that thing probably extends near infinitely until her entire body unwraps itself from the mortal flesh puppet she inhabits to disguise herself as human.

Why is the cat so consistently drawn as realistically as possible ?!

That's probably really useful for reading at night.

It's over.

You have signed the pact, you must live with the consequences.

She just like me for real.

Woah, she hid a whole bowl of Spaghetti in there ! It even comes with a fork !

Who does she think she is, a Gacha game Character Design artist ?

Me at 5 years old with my dad's guitar, hoping for guitarist genetics to activate (They never did, I am too stupid to awaken my Crown Chakra).

NOT ON THE CAT, NO !!!

AWAKEN, FURSONA !

*Shoots herself in the head*

I was gonna say a movie that relates to the joke, but like... I don't usually read reviews of thing like that so I don't even know what is see as good or not...

Do unto others, kitty.

Your Cute Doggo evolved into Weird Bipedal Abomination That Looks Nothing Like The Reason You Caught It.

Man, making me remember that time my adorably fluffy Mareep evolved, how I thought it'd just get fluffier, but then I got that weird bipedal pink thing instead AND THEN an even worse fluff-less giraffe.

...This situation is still salvageable.

No lunch entree without membership ?

Do non-memberships people just starve ?

I wish I could eat all that right now.

She follow him everywhere and got straight to lying on his bed the moment she got there.

I think she's a cat.

She played too much Umamusume and decided to base her entire personality on TM Opera O.

Also, now SHE'S going to end up stuck in the forest.