I could NEVER use public restrooms, my sense of hygiene just wouldn't allow all the variables (and other people who were there before me).

Back in high school, I was able to hold myself for hours JUST so I could make it back home 'cause I'm that much of a clean freak.

Now an adult, I think I still can't allow myself to use public toilets even now, it's just so gross.

Find yourself a woman so good you literally can't die with how many times she kick start alive your heart every day.

Destroy the limits of mortality, become the immortal Milf-King.

She's a keeper.

A keep her husband locked forever inside her house all for herself, type of woman.

My Favourite.

He's a Yuri fan, he's cool, clear.

False alarm, end the war with Germany and recall the ballistic missile we sent on him.


...What do you mean you can't recall it ? The guy is not a bad person or trying to disrupt the romance, just deactivate the warhead mid flight !

WHAT DO YOU MEAN it doesn't work that way ?! Do whatever, shoot another missile at it, I don't know !

Huh ??? The first missile will hit him before the new one can reach it ? Well, it's not my fault ! I mean, yes I ordered the missile on him, but back then I didn't know he was just a weeb !

What do you MEAN my actions have consequences ?!

>Blonde Tomboy cover.
>No Blonde Tomboy in the chapter at all, absolutely nowhere to be seen.

???

Also, ''Wow, you sure eat a lot, don't you ?.''

My brother in the Harem, he has to have the energy for THREE (3) women, he's not doing all that with one toast and a glass of milk.

I just as finished reading the rest yesterday, now a new chapter appears today, woaw.

And now the competition against the true Robot Maid as ended, it happened sooner than expected and is gone even faster.

I don't think it's a good idea for our girl to ask relationship advices from an assassin for hire, though...

Good chapter, with a Male Princess Carry... A Prince Carry, so to speak.

10/10 I'm so glad I found the time to read this again.

Oh the Fan Girl is pretty-

And she's a ultra fsub, a very strange one at that, okaaay.

Also, a slightly broken up cupcake should be fine anyway, right ? Every time me or my parents do cakes recently, a part of the top always break off from the rest, you just gotta place it back on like a cake-wig.

I really Skinny Jeans this mango.

But also, has anyone noticed that True Robot Girl said ''When I think about the person I like (...)'' Is the real robot in love too ?

And our boy took the ''now there is two of them !'' really easily, so much so I don't even think there was any reaction.

Robot Girl need to watch out, her boy might mistake her real robot double as her !

What, did you expect maple syrup and poutine in a box ?

We don't eat that as a gift, we eat that every day 'cause if we don't, we'd die.

This must be one of those Japanese jokes that I'm too Canadian to understand.

Normally you'd gift legos or video games to a man, not a woman in a box above a turtle. Who would want that ?

This man is a problem for the business.

Harem-Mafia, make him go take a walk with the brain-eating dog.

Else I will have to make him an offer he can't refuse.

What the hell IS a Takoyaki pose ?!

Am I supposed to crawl up into a ball and look delicious ???

Chapter 31

In which Germany sparks World War 3 by invading my boy's relationship with his girlfailure.

Japanese culture is so weird.

You'll call someone by their first name, and then now you're legally obligated to marry them.

Chapter 85.5 (just call it 86, .5 chapters are still just chapters).

In which the little sister ruins EVERYTHING that happened for the last 85 chapters (probably).

Our girl asserted dominance over her new rival without even knowing she was there.

This ''woman from my hurtful past'' is done. She has no chances.

She based her whole life on a woman she talked to ONCE.

''Go back to your cool self !"' Girl, you don't know anything about her, her cool self doesn't exist, it's all in your head.

Marry that woman THIS INSTANT.