I want to go on an aquarium date with a cute Goth GF too......

We'd go look at penguins and fishes and cucumbers you can't eat and stand around for hours staring at fishes that have no idea that their entire world is a cage they can never escape from.

Ooooh look there's an octopus ! Those things are so cool !

Chapter 90

In which nothing happened agai- WHOA MAMA !!!!

Chapter 89

In which something might happens next, 97 chapters in...

Well then,

Yay yipppiiieeeee

Aw man, I know I kept saying stuff about how weird it is that this guy is doing nothing with a dream girlfriend, but I still wanted to see more of this mango.. Now if the author died, that won''t really happen... That sucks.

And we'll never know who she really is too ! He took the secret to the grave, noooooo !

Goodbye Assertive GF mango, you were good while you lasted, you will be missed for all the opportunities you could have been in the future we will never see.

Absolute Pervert Girl Victory.

A himbo blanket igloos

Bro ruins everything by using a synonym.

That's it, she's good.

Another trillion chapters for the girl with perverted eyes and her blond himbo.

I'm running out of

All ? All.

ALL OF THEM ARE GOOD.

\\[T]/

Cute Goth GF wins by doing absolutely nothing.

I keep saying it in this mango but

All ? All.

All is good, EVERYTHING is good !

I'm learning SCIENCE today !

It's never been more secret girls love-r.

Possessive girls are so >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

...Until she's so jealous she locks me in her basement...

I don't really remember why they have to absolutely make sure no one know about them, even if they're just a random girl that could blow the whole thing up due to her misunderstanding but okay I guess.

Though I'm kinda sure it would have been way easier to just tell her the truth.

That teacher...

He was just like me !!!

(Minus the pompadour).

AI proving once again that its sole current use is to make scams and to ruin other people lives.

Can't we use that sort of thing for actually useful science reasons instead of outsourcing art, that is much more interesting when it's made by Humans ? Nooo, we gotta flood all social media with cheap factory-made waifu-bait and deepfakes, obviously.

She's doing an any% sex speedrun.

This is just like in Baldur's Gate 3