Yes, a superweapon at his command would be just the ticket for blasting a bug monster of that size, especially with it conveniently being a week’s rampage away from the nearest town. They may wind up with a glass forest instead of an old growth one, but that could just be a boon for tourism with the right management and advertising! 😁

Motion sickness only affects some people and not others. 🤷‍♂️

Oi, so yer a fairy-fucker, then, ey? Careful. They’re known for making yer pecker age 40 years in a single day.

Ew o_0

Meme reference. 🤷‍♂️
https://i.postimg.cc/qB6THQYr/i.webp

Nope, haven’t seen it.

Renaming them Doodlesaurus Rex now.

Seifon the Flash? More like Seifon the Swish! Even my third rate pandar was pinging to the tune of the YMCA song the moment he turned up.

Can confirm, an authentic beard sells a Jedi master cosplay way better than a costume store fake.

The key word is “men.” Give it a few years and you’ll be taking a weed whacker to your cheeks twice a day.

Shh. It’s just like getting yogurt from a bull.

In attempting to imagine lewd mandrakes, I think my mind went places even the ecchiest of mangaka would consider bizarre. Be careful with spreading cognitohazards like that, or someone’s gonna draw you a picture of a mandrake root doing Naruto’s Sexy-no-Jutsu and animate it to the sound effect of it making cheap porno hooker moans at you. And that image shall remain in your mind for the next sixty years, counteracting the effects of even the mightiest little blue pill. 🤣

Translators need to look up the definition of “ambushed.” They are not using the correct word there at all.

I was thinking, “hmm, maybe antihero instead of villain, back to get revenge for Wily Dumbledore’s youthful crimes,”but then he went on a killing spree. Villain. Alas, we must have our clearly defined Good Guy and Bad Guy.

Every time I read the name Althor, I think of Rand al’Thor. But this Althor isn’t the one blasting streams of spacetime annihilating Balefire from his hands…

Sipping a third time from the font of the Old Gods…MC is about to experience some changes…

“Be my conscience. I don’t have one, you see.”

Is it just me or do Mark’s trousers look to be rather yellow tinged? 🤗

Step 1: Ignore offered instructors
Step 2: Study it own way
Step 3: Accidentally achieve Omnipresence

Bromance can go that way, too. 🤷‍♂️