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Brucetier
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Brucetier - 2 months ago
"I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine."
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Brucetier Truthful_One - 2 months ago
SPOON!!!! I have those comics! Back before parody and edginess became mainstream. Part of the reason I just plain love Ryan Reynolds!
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Brucetier - 3 months ago
"...then comes Akira with a baby carriage!"
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Brucetier - 3 months ago
"Stowing away on a slave ship...yearning for freedom"... Isn't that like hiding in a bordello in order to protect your virginity?
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Brucetier Marshal_Anon - 3 months ago
Please explain. The only tiny Superman I'm familiar with was when he'd shrink himself to visit the Bottle City of Kandor. What did I miss?
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Brucetier - 3 months ago
Oh, now COME ON!!!! I get that technology and civilization did a backslide, but composting and using manure for fertilizer predates literacy! Their world must have employed a calcuated campaigm of voluntary cluelessness to get to that state!
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Brucetier - 3 months ago
STOP!.....Harem time! (I'll show myself out)
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Brucetier Dimatunton - 3 months ago
He did the right thing. In that kind of rural setting if her father caught them holding hands, alone, in the dark.....SHOTGUN WEDDING!
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Brucetier TowerBreaker - 3 months ago
Not at all! I was just Confused...
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Brucetier TowerBreaker - 3 months ago
Did you read the chapter? It was clearly stated that he knocked her out because she was being manipulated.
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Brucetier - 3 months ago
So, does he only wear a left garter because the right one stays up on it's own, or is it some kind of andrognally challenged fashion trend?
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Brucetier - 3 months ago
Damn. Grandma's a chad.
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Brucetier JoVi - 3 months ago
Idk. Gobs of mages being cranked out every 3 months in perpetuity without a glut of mages being seen in the general public without a decrease in activity in the front lines? A nation's military activity in an ongoing war could easily crank out those numbers of KIA's. The fact that the headmaster made him wait 3 months before starting the list was probably to increase the likelihood that he would come across names from former classmates.
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Brucetier - 3 months ago
Holy Clark Kent, Batman!
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Brucetier The_Lurker - 3 months ago
Especially with their friends cahooting all over the place!
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Brucetier - 3 months ago
THERE AIN'T NO SUCH THING! A fireworks confession that wasn't interrupted, much less succeeded? IMPOSSIBLE! (Notice how manfully I avoided saying "INCONCEIVABLE!")
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