I like it. It's concise and relatable.

Ooohhh! Nice perspective!

If we're going to go headfirst into the whole alkie king bringing the country to ruin arc, then I'm going to have to give this an extended hiatus.

Welcome to the dark side.

I've heard of sword canes, but sword umbrellas?

Don't worry. My cat made it to 22, so it's well within the realm of probability that he's still around.

In mythology demi gods were born from a god and a human, such as Dionysys, Hercules, or Perseus. The term is being properly used, however tiresome it may be.

I just think he ate too much curry.

At least they're refraining from..h...h...HEAD PATS! (The filth!)

Is it just me, or does the old man remind anybody else of Master Roshi?

Give 'er a hug, you lout!

I think they missed the COMEDY tag.

SNACKS!?!! Rofl!

Another form of 'Courting Death!'

That simply has to be the best example of the term 'Squashed like a grapefruit' that I have ever seen.

We want the fluff! Gotta have that fluff!

"Ohhhhh, you gonna take me home tonight....!"

GO Junior, GO!

Kind of like an Asian Batman who's building his own team of Avengers.

EPIC!