Posey. Nice word usage.

Ikr? Usually takes a few dozen chapters to get this far.

"OFF WITH HER HEAD!"

There are some people who actually work their way through college. Took me 10 years doing it that way to graduate, but I graduated with only about 7000.00 dollars in debt.

Scoooooooorrrreeeeee!

How about 'A fresh, smoking dog turd is still a work of art?'

A gold plated dog turd is still a piece of shit.

'Bout damn time!

I acually wept a bit.

Heresy, I say!

Heading off, to find the golden dragon's droppings! (I hope they wear gloves.)

Oh my dear Lord, they just had to go there!

Now THAT, my friends, is justice!

You mess with the wife-o, you get the knife-o! (Sorry, someone had to say it.)

Left the country for the guy she likes, who happens to be the future ruler of THE superpower in the region...I STILL GOT A CHANCE!

Was she trying to shave her back?

Nah, I just think his mother fucked an orc. Look at the size difference.

Come on man, he's not that cute!

I just love her backup gestures!

Hell, I'm shipping her maid and his butler!