Good one! Reminds me of a tomcat we used to have. When he would encounter something unfamiliar you could practically read his mind. "Can i kill it?" "Can i eat it?" "Can i fuck it?" When none of the three criteria were met you could almost see him shrug his shoulders and lose interest.

I actually teared up a bit.

I thought for sure that the rabbit was going to spear him in the groin. (Or the butt)

I am manfully avoiding making any reference to "snu-snu".

Sorry about that. Once had a coworker who suffered from the same level of medical ignorance and the scenario in the story really triggered the hell out of me.

Ikr? The medical facility is full of sick people and some of them even die! Avoid medical treatment if you want to stay healthy and live!

Didn't even need the spoiler tag for that one!

Come on, get happyyyyy!

Ahhhhhh! Satisfaction!

I just can't get over the cover art. Behold!.......CELERY!!!!!

True bros!

F

One of the most satisfying closing lines ever written.

GAAAAHHHHH! What a perfectly structured comeback!

Such measures normally entail a great deal of money and inconvenience. Better to invest two minutes per day with an electric shaver on the off chance that I might want a beard during my elder years.

I meant to say phase but my mind threw up stage, as they are synonymous.

What do you mean, 'Stage'? Yankee is a way of life!

How to Handle an Overpowered, Crotchety Old Bastard 101!

IT'S. ABOUT. DAMN. TIME!!!!!

Ahhhh, Young Love! So refreshing!

'Bout damn time!