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Hope she successfully confesses, I like her.

I can't claim ownership. I can't remember the movie name, but I heard it from a movie.
I think the correct quote is "Gas, ass or grass"

Thank god, she's still a smol.

Don't make her bigger...

Welp, now the same thing will happen to them...

Was going to make a quip about this being the same method of how I got my first girlfriend... until I thought about it and it started to sound a lot like rape.
Then it was a quip about "how my girlfriend was a spirit, too!", but that makes it sound like I killed her.
So i'll just go with the quip about my girlfriend being an imaginary creature.

It's back?

I wouldn't mind if she was ACTUALLY riding him.
Cash, grass or ass. Nobody rides for free.

Accurate.

God is this still going?

"WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!"

One of my favourites! Unfortunately it's tl'd by LHTrash, which is probably why it hasn't had an update in ... nearly three months.

What's that? Bob?

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird.
And if that mockingbird won't sing,
Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring.
And if that diamond ring turns brass,
Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass.
And if that looking glass gets broke,
Mama's gonna buy you a billy goat.
And if that billy goat won't pull,
Mama's gonna buy you a cart and bull.
And if that cart and bull turn over,
Mama's gonna buy you a dog named Rover.
And if that dog named Rover won't bark,
Mama's gonna buy you a horse and cart.
And if that horse and cart fall down,
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

That's the one I know. Didn't think there were other versions.
And, yes, I double checked. Even with those weird extra syllable verses. Got very sleepy doing it.

Do you think he's even aware of how nuts he is?
I mean back in the beginning, everything was a surprise or a shock to him and he had a normal personality.
Now, he's basically spiderman without the web shooters, quips included.

Those kimono-looking clothes (I don't know what they're actually called) are a weakness of mine.
Especially on stacked females.
Especially especially when they peek open just a little bit.

Seems likely, if it's accurate.

God bless you for doing this.

https://i.postimg.cc/VLr4915R/i.jpg
Thought it was from an actual manhua/hwa. Might have to look into that game.