This is fifty shades of fucked up

They missed the tech

This is how older siblings should be. Protect your younger siblings from the cruelty of the world as long as possible. Show them love and kindness, so that they can show it to others. Please treat them like you expect great things from them, but won’t be angry if they mess up. It’s much better to have strong familial ties later in life than to be no contact with them. Source: me

Sneak 100

Bruh who’s burning their money to shout at him now? Note: burning as in using quickly, not wasting.

My man, don’t beat yourself up like that. Instead of, “proves how much of an idiot i am,” say, “shows how much I need to learn.” Studies have shown that when using language that implies the speaker can/will improve, they increase their success rate as well as their overall mood. Positive thinking is important and powerful. Treat yourself like the potential-filled person you are 💪

Goblin Slayer, is that you?

I love forgiveness plots, but only when they’re realistic. This one is good because he’s still struggling, not sure if he made the right choice. Remember, forgiving someone is ALWAYS an option. Don’t let your life be chained to grief and anger.

o7 He did his best to pay off his debts

RAAAHHHHH WE LOVE FALSE ADVERTISING! CAPITALISM AT ITS FINEST!https://i.postimg.cc/6pVsPXxp/i.png

Minecraft; return of the kidnaper

YEAH SURE LETS CLOSE OUR EYES AND TURN OUR BACKS TO THE ANGRY VIOLENT DRUNK GUY WITH A GUN. WHAT A FOOLPROOF PLAN.

It means you’ve used your elbow an excessive amount, causing inflammation and pain. The reason it’s called tennis elbow is because it is commonly found in tennis players.

Even worse, 40.However, it DOES have a 100% hit rate, no matter the users accuracy or the opponent’s evasion. And, it will ALWAYS deal 40 damage, no matter how high the opponent’s defense is or how low your attack is.(I believe it still gets blocked by Light Screen, as well as fairy type being immune)

When the old lady asks “Are you perhaps that other world hero?” He responds with “That’s right.” Which I’d argue is proclaiming himself to be the hero but that’s just my interpretation ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.

I was referencing Pokémon, but DND goes just as hard

Jealousy is NOT a good look on you, homeslice.

*Dragon Rage

Special technique: comrade cannon.