This is a fire comment, 10/10, ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Oh, you diddly-done fucked up

“Yeah so if we don’t do anything we’re screwed”

Old man taking one for a firefighter, he has my respect o7

Might a silly man such as I ask for the sauce?

I’m glad those two greedy rat bastards fell into the river

I legitimately gagged when I read that

Yeah, I don’t think you will.

Idk I kinda dig the twin tails

I hope she trips and eats a bug

Where would one such as I listen to aforementioned audio books?

Here's a play-by-play of what happened, but in SSBU terms. (As close as I could get, anyway. I'll have to take some creative liberties.)
First, we see her Joshi going for a forward aerial, (that is actually Yoshi's fair, so props to artist.) This is a devastating move that has the ability to send opponents downward. (Also known as a meteor smash or spike. Technically there isn't a difference between the two in Ultimate, but there is a difference in Super Smash Bros Melee as well as a as in Brawl, but I digress.) Dadio counters with an air dash, which sadly does not exist. The closest thing I could think of would be an air dodge, but that isn't correct here, as those have a large amount of time afterwards where you can't input anything. (Known as end lag.) They also don't make your character model face the other way. I would LIKE to say that a B Reverse was used, where if you input a special move and QUICKLY input the opposite way your character is facing, both the way you are facing AND your momentum are reversed. Two problems: One, that would require the move that was reversed to actually come out, and also this would've reversed Dadio's momentum straight into Joshi's fair. So instead I'll substitute it with that being a manga specific tech, that combines the aforementioned possibilities.
ANYHOO, Dadio then throws out a forward air of his own. (This is literally Snake's forward air tho, not Mario's.) This move is ALSO a meteor smash, and as Joshi is in end lag from their fair, they have no choice but to get yeeted into the blast zone.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Nope, get VODded, bitch.

(I think it’s a vod don’t sue me if I’m wrong)

His strength is not in tactics, but in fucking with the opponents.

Look, all I’m saying is if that knight lady crushed my head between her thighs, I wouldn’t resist.

BOOOOOOOOOOOO! AXE-KUN SHOULD JUMP OFF A CLIFF!

You’re a part of it as soon as you want to be

RAAAAAHHHHH WE LOVE COMMITTING ARSON!!!!!
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For legal reasons that’s a joke

Miss Nono, you have a barrel of Piranha solution with your name on it, and a note that say “To be consumed or bathed in, either works”

I think the summoned people have absolute loyalty to the summoner, so if the princess does the summon then there should be no problem.
Idk for sure tho ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯