Get the popcorn. This gonna be worst to best scenario. At this point their god might smite the bishop.

My options:
A: "God may have forgiven him, but I haven't. "
A1: *kill him* "what a joyous occasion he can meet god without sin."

B: "This man is impersonating a priest and forging documents" *kill both* /arrest priest and kill bear. Note: Faking to be a priest is something I would do, so I can't punish him to hard for it.
C: Read the absolution paper correctly and kill him for tax evasion or just pissing me off or any crimes that are in progress this instead.
D: Take him in for questioning and be unable to protect him from a fire that breaks out in his cell.
E: start a philosophical debate where I use vulcan logic to force the priest to commit suicide or renounce his god, making the absolution invalid.

After careful consideration I think D would have been the easiest solution. Being burned is a more cruel punishment and I can make taking in for questioning code for "you should have chosen death by the my swift sword of justice." Alas mc isn't a reincarnator and doesn't know how to use a corrupt police system in his favor.

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Common knowledge: Man and his best friend the albino snake.

I take Flex for 500

Just saying, but it means he hasn't used it for fapping. Matter of fact I believe that is what the knights did with those handkerchiefs in olden days. That or smelling it while wanking.
I'm not judging. Just a revelation that took me way to long to figure out.

Always remember Dracula was the third person with name Vlad. Vlad III. Dracul Tepesh.

Vlad likes to drink blood.
Who would have guessed it?🧛‍♂️

Minecraft Aura farm: 3x3 room with the following picture on every wall:
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Even though horsey is cool and all, but before the horse I imagined mc riding a dragon. Top contender right there!

Yeah just a random blond blue eye. I know the secret heir thing is a popular trope, but please don't

When someone asks who cursed the king:https://i.postimg.cc/pXJbjvXF/i.png
It was me!

The only believable part is that you have to be black haired glasses person and getting knocked out to get to isekai world.
Also I applaud their research.

Deus ex machina

I bet there is an alternative version of this story, where she is in time loop or something similar and there they are married.

His children

Them reuniting felt like the soul eater intro.https://youtu.be/zzJ8U8OtEsE

Bjorn to be alive

It took me while to find the setting that puts a password on my incognito tabs for my smartphone

I'm getting Tucker vibes from the priest.