This is fun

She uses manga logic, let her cook

If I was dropkicked in the back like that, I would break his fucking neck in two
I mean, if I was feeling suicidal anyway, why not just go for it. If I'm going out, then I should take trash with me

I don't get what's up with these mf'es showing up and telling how boring their life is
Bitch, JUST PLAY MINECRAFT
Or fucking pursue sciences idk, our reality is infinitely complex and you could explore it, again, infinitely

not as deep as your rear

Daccha is country house in russian

I don't care about winning awards. All of this is pointless in the absoluteness of cosmic void. Trying to gain temporary sympathies of bypassers who live on this speck of dust we call Earth...

More like your butthole is imploding

*throws hatchet at your forehead

I like how it gives us a percentage
That's what I call plot progression
A literal progress bar

Yeah so kids looking like him was a lie
All of them look like his wives reproduces asexually into clones

Kill.

Either all of them, or none of them (the Trap option)

(Slams hands on desk) Yes! (Intense background appears) SHE DIED!

ew

I mean, if you live outside of US, then sure, it's not

Yeah, I did notice people liked me more when I kept silent :thinking:

Hey, I thought a huge dual-wielded kazan of plov was a great romance indicator!

And translator knows hoe to translate them well!

Washes it thoroughly