nice one i will use it, here are some more as payment:

Your eyes are as blue as toilet water

I dreamed about you. You died.

Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road

I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don’t do any running

Are you a motorcycle? Because I'd like to ride you all day and then sell you for a newer model.

Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

You owe me a drink! You’re so ugly I dropped mine the moment I saw you.

the only cure is giving his sister his rod as to counter the brain rot

did you falled from the sky? because your face look like shit

it was cut from the novel but basicaly the mc tamed her with food and he was present when she got to fight, even fixing her clothes because she was sleeping

i hope that the mc eventualy gets revenge against the princess and not just forgives her like a simp does

the oposite is it not?

se nada

literaly in a previous chapter the evil prince said that only by being in one person will the hearts work and not if they are in diferent people

the dragon diciple is goin to be tricked and is all the fault of the mc because he trated him bad and made him weak, all because of his envy

i bet that the dark dragon as the strongest of dragons was also the only good one besides the light dragon that is why he faked being evil so he gets killed and someone uses his heart in the future to stop the other dragons from helping the demon god

mc is such a simp... always knelling to the girl...

i do to, honestly there are many stories that will do better witout romance specialy ones like this were the mc is more moraly gray

ok maybe she is not a slut but she is a easy girl wich already implies a dark turn, hopefully the mc wont be with no one as the current 3 options for romance look bad

good point

on the contrary, i think that most dont dream about eating but about being eated, i will rather have a blowjob than lick pussy

honestly at this point i prefer that he ends with the sister over the anoying bitch

and now i hate her more, she did not stoped the other guy for fighting him but when the mc was goin to fight back she stoped him... anoying bitch

i mean... the mouse is a girl so maybe that is the loli

and now i hate her more

indeed