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Monkeytoster
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Monkeytoster - 1781830093
'Airships are highly classified military secrets? How did you not know that?'
Maybe because they're military secrets dumbass.
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Monkeytoster Henrul - 1781799102
Yeah, if only I could know this thing I enjoyed previously wouldn't be good this chapter without reading it.
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"But we need to be family! And the only way to do that is by marrying you!"
'You're my daughter, we're already family.'

"Why did you rick yourself to protect me?"
'Does a father need a reason to protect his daughter?'

Two sentences that could have solved this shit.
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He never met them face to face because he was scared of them. And he was like, minimum 17 (in this body) when he started collecting them into the orphanage. They were all like 8-12.
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Monkeytoster - 1781261371
Ugh, kinda hate this. Feels like grooming.
Mc should have called them his children to avoid this situation.
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Monkeytoster - 1781035886
The guild master was really confident in what was essentially peer pressure to control someone he knows can slaughter fire dragons.

Honestly the plan to honey trap him was the best idea this dickhead's ever had.
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Monkeytoster Scumbag - 1780782585
Looks like it was but he said he misjudged the trajectory and got cut deeper than he thought he would.
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Well, he USED to be a lesser devil. I don't think he qualifies anymore. He was also the sole surviving devil that wasn't satan.
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Makes perfect sense. The MC doesn't have shonen character stamina. He needs to try and end fights as quickly and decisively as possible.

My man has got one move and it's 'Fuck that direction entirely.'
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Monkeytoster AnDeRu - 1778246932
It's six months this time. MC decided not to play by the normal rules and shook things up and accidentally set himself up for a larger response earlier than last time.
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Monkeytoster Dlink - 1777892445
If there is a princess in what has been turned into a bandit group, most likely whatever war they were involved with went poorly ant this is them resorting to extremes in order to survive.
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Monkeytoster - 1777666299
Girl saw the divine twitch chat and decided she didn't want to deal with it.
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Monkeytoster - 1777298409
Well, at least now I get what that 'twist the world' and constrictions mean.
He designated situations that make his magic stronger, and as a result he's debuffed if those conditions are not met. Like he made the ground frost spell so that he counts as 'fighting on cold, barren ground' and fufils one of the constrictions. And when fighting against divinity he also gets a second buff. I love that the MC, despite not knowing what the fuck is going on, is still a smart dude.
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This is the guy with the unique danger sense ability that made him retire being a merc in the company of the last guy to show up. He's the only one that saw through it. Then the other guy could notice MC when he was pointed out.

He was using stealth, not invisability.
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Monkeytoster Kira Info - 1775039353
Well, he is actually a saint. He is a man that was given magic and divinely blessed, just by the god of the ocean and not by their god.
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Monkeytoster - 1775038619
God damn, this story would have been good if the author didn't draw tits so god damn weird.
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I made an educated guess. It's not a spoiler, it's just predictable.
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Monkeytoster - 1774802045
I can't even be mad at bro. He literally has god in the back of his head saying he ain't shit.
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