"Hey kid what do you want as a birthday gift?"
"The strengthening of our country's might for defense purposes" "...wut" https://i.postimg.cc/7YFwMV1w/i.webp

Knife? If someone touches me they better be ready for my Type 99 with APFSDS (armor-piercing fin-stabilized discarding sabot) rounds.

Huh?! https://i.postimg.cc/fRWZGhrC/i.jpg

Ngl I thought she was going to get bald.

Try asking if the meaning was lost in the translation, maybe the original word made more sense

Mother's a certified freak, that's how https://i.postimg.cc/63zSyRxQ/i.png

Times have changed since- 7 months already?! Dear god... https://i.postimg.cc/c4R4FHqp/i.png

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What is this recipe for absolute cringehttps://i.postimg.cc/0NHw2F1j/i.gif

My manhttps://i.postimg.cc/KvjdjqCL/i.jpg

Raccoon: Don't threaten me with a good time

"Hey Look! this guy hates Shotas" _ "..." _ "See no one cares".(Images are not working right now so just imagine the meme)

Another jealousy plot?! https://i.postimg.cc/Hk1WpXx0/i.png

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Nah, let her COOK!

Think that will stop me? Let me tell you something: "you lose the battles that you never fight", and oh boy, this is a war worth fighting for https://i.postimg.cc/9f4tMFSD/i.jpg

Not gonna lie thought, if I could, I would. https://i.postimg.cc/5t94fxbZ/i.png

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