Bro just got a massive cock and his pants can’t support that shit. This also ties in with why his children die at, or before childbirth cause that massive rod just obliterates anything it touches through size and momentum, leaving the mother in a, well, less optimal condition for childbearing.

president casually memorizing attack patterns, while simultaneously preparing a counter for her 'molesters'

So the gaylord falls

Funniest shit i have ever seen, like it’s even accurate to the journey to the west (definitely)10/10

I bet vermouth was so devastated by hamel’s death he developed feelings for the man, absorbed the demon king, forced a reincarnation for hamel, plans a great mystery for his beloved to solve and grow stong over, then rizz him up when his at his peak

He literally knows all the ladies

I mean she could’ve just had a double date and avoided the third wheel all together

Lady gets killedEnemy is sus magician and the blue haired guy at the endLady is sent back in time and she wants revenge? Well more like survival Lady concocts a plan to insure safety of familyBlue hair man is actually her fiance so she finds alternate man through hot blonde and a lover’s contract Her brother is so naughty he gets himself killed in the future, so she makes a workaround to his behaviour through tolerance and making herself seem worsePlan goes well and she even finds out the sus magician is a white haired witch girl who hates lady’s entire bloodline and is the villain ( also has mind control powers)Shenanigans ensues and blonde mistakenly rejects lady’s ‘love’, little bro goes to school, witch girl is revealed to be a super old grandma and hunts dogs apparently? Little bro returns from school and does something naughty, and dangerous, sis gets mad, bro gets sadEnter chapter

Well any volunteers?

Bro came in like the final boss in early cutscenes

Anzai fans be coping

I mean his fantasies involve ‘breaking’ lesbians

I think that even of he does remember, his body got fused with the exoskeleton and now his is biologically linked with the helmet

Shit conner’s gonna have more ptsd

If that scissor can slice on its way down it definitely should have stabbed her ass

Here comes a mighty warrior!

Bro no dad AND no friends? He just like me fr T_T

You demon

GACHA GACHA GACHA GACHA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH