when he swims in shit to get out to become somewhat clean to get shit on by a bird... What a shitty day

so he gets the girl right?

damn cg... It looks good in some spots but bad in others... But i can take it if it means faster releases

old man is sly af

it was honestly a matter of time... If the world is proven not have an edge in the east, why would the cliff in the west be the edge. Plus Urich doesn't sound like a northerner

nah, they still have exploration of the south, north, then probably east and/or defense of the west... If a chuck of time was ripped out it'd probably be no more than 3 years

CAUGHT

still waiting for MC to kill emperor and get the east's princess

how idiotic is this barbarian to announce he's from the west when he has the gramps following him, and to think this prince wont betray him to search whats known AND connected instead of the unknown east

its funny cuz he answered him in the form of a riddle. He didn't kill 100 men on the bridge, just stopped them from coming through. He didn't capture the castle by himself, but was the only one to return alive. Just like Urich didn't break the armor but crushed it

the man, the myth, the steel plate crusher

Enter crazy cult member shivering in excitement to see blood spilled in his god's name

When you're so fat there are gaps in your armor

Musta been the only one to get crazy paladin burns down and slaughters a village to kill 1 witch vibes from these deformed barbarians

women do it all the time... Whats wrong with that

I just got the feeling he made a deal with the devil while swearing to god

when a man lets his men die to take the last hit
"Its not disgraceful its strategy!!!!"

I'm sure he can picture princess clearly LMMFAO

WHEEZEEEE

man rides horse, horse rides man