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Straight? You mean "gay for"?

I have no idea since I do everything by eye but I'll try lmao

In a solid bowl, not plastic or shit, put in like 100-ish grams of flour, then around sugar that looks like half the amount of flour (or more if you like pancake sweet) and a teaspoon or teaspoon and a half baking soda. Whisk it around until powders mix (I do this because I don't have a strainer lol, just use a strainer if you got one to make powders fine). Then break in 1 egg, or 2 if you feel like you put in loads of flour-sugar-baking soda.

Now, pour in a little milk, whisk it around a bit, then repeat this until its a thick dough on the brink of becoming batter. Then pour in a little water and whisk, and repeat this until its a thin batter. The reason I do this is because I feel the pancakes are not light enough if I use all milk, and too light if I use all water. Use all water if you prefer light or all milk if you want not light, but I prefer light-ish.

Now whisk the batter HARD, like REALLY HARD for an extended period of time to get air in (I use a fork because I'm too cheap to buy one of those electric whiskers but you could probably do this MUCH quicker if you use an electric whisker) and then leave it to sit for 30 mins. Return after 30 mins and if it seems like it has some tiny little bubbles on the surface that's good.

Turn on stove, put on pan at medium-high heat, lots of NATURAL BUTTER none of that chemical filled white shit, it should be yellow (luckily I'm Irish and thus have really good butter available to me) in pan, then pour in a ladle of batter (ladle is vague measurement ik but like I said I do this all by eye) and let it cook. Lift up pancake a bit with spatula to check the cooking side and if its a nice brown, flip. I prefer to cook the other side a bit less but you do you. Once done, flip pancake onto plate then repeat process until you've used all the batter. Add in more butter if you feel like you need it at any point.

For apples, just cut em up and cook in pan for a bit. Honestly I feel like my apples didn't cook enough so I recommend cutting them smaller than I did and then cooking. Put on top of pancake, drizzle honey and done.

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Ate 2 layer pancake with honey between the layers and on top, and lightly cooked apples with honey drizzled on them while reading this. Rate the pancakes gang?

Now now you two, you should make up by making out.

FFF-Class Trashero?

SANTA? HO HO HO

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Why does my basic bitch ass reply have more likes than the actual comment? This is such an abysmal dogshit moment

Status screens exist for lazy authors to not have to actively show a character's improvement through action so they can tell instead of show.

Deserved tbh, fuck status screens

Those are indeed all words.

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I was walking through the local park where I live today and that added on with reading this has only intensified the feeling of wanting to kill myself

LOW TAPER FADE

*Sees thick girl on cover.*

Hmm, my attention is piqued.

*Begin reading description*

"Shuri Komori is a 14-year old girl, who is so nice that she can not turn down people's request"-
Oh it's pedobait.

*click off it.*

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Dude is gonna jork it to Noa

It said only if he is DISCOVERED doing something good by others, and here his identity was concealed.

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How the hell did a little kid beat the OG dragon priestesses? Like even with the potential element of surprise he could use from being the person (not exactly the same person but you get what I mean) they trusted would they have not questioned why tf he was a kid all of a sudden? And how tf this lil dude get the opportunity to start a fire at the shrine without them stopping him? Seems plot hole-ish imo.

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