Bitch needed a beating... This is acceptable, I suppose...

Time to beat a bitch.

I have that problem regularly.

Yeah, but surely if his dad is the one that teaches him, he can avoid all the things that lead to his dad's "mistakes".

That took too long.
But now it's time for THE SUCC!

See you all in April, maybe June, depending on releases, brothers and sisters!

Got to milk it somehow.

RIP misfortune God.

The collective will of the readers:
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lmao now it's stuck in my head, too. And i'm never gonna stop hearing it in the movies lol.
Alternate Universe. It's a thing writers of in fan faction use when they parody stuff.

Grandpa's jelly.

Only took 3 years to get an update.

Dude, don't jinx it!

Welcome back brothers and sisters!
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I'm inclined to think the Conan you're referring to isn't the Arnold Schwarzenegger one?

Just take their arms and legs. No running away if they can't cast and/or run.

Ignorance is a sin. You're about to get punished for it.

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True. That would be... stimulating.