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MMMMMM… tasty poison 😋 

He’s on that sigma grindset 

Schlime time

This plot feels… I don't know, loose? Sporadic? In any case, it's walking a fine line between being smart and stretching to solutions to an irresponsible amount.

Honestly I like how the OP traits weren't shoved all into one person, but rather a group of people who work well together.

War crime: attacking parties which have come on peaceful terms

Ah yes, all regular conversations start with, “if I stab you, will you die?”

Watch out for radiation poisoning!

Honestly though, I feel like death is what makes life valuable. If it was something that was easily obtained and kept, then life wouldn't be as precious.

Awwww, nice and wholesome :)

Take advantage of the elf with massive… eyes. Yep, eyes.

Hand holding!?!? How lewd!

Nice MC

Sloppy floppers 👍

Major simp

Fan service 😶

Goated Description

I’m having withdrawals from not enough red bubble notifications, my life is crumbling apart

No, you won’t.