Barbarabarbarbararararaaaaa...

Let me guess the real reason he's not interested...
Probably Luka 🍆 has already been removed.
No point into enhancing it anyway since this has no military purpose.

Too much talkin.
Not enuf eatin.
Just keep killin.

So he took the blue pill.

CERBERUS devils fruit was ingested by Shamerock Fingerlame sword.
So you can write off that from Blackbeard. So what are the other speculation for his third devil fruit.
Also... Did shanks receive that famous scar from his twin an not Blackbeard?
That sword could have split in 3 blades to hurt him.

Blah... Probability of Luffy meeting a Shanks lookalike is going to be really soon even before the real one.

Ah. Sad.

...Whoa. 🥱
Wow. 😒

Bracelet of indestructibility, called Dad's Guardian.
Physical protection of everything for your body.
French kiss can't be done. No kissing just speaking french.
Even virginity cannot be broken. Backdoor included.

Ah.

What a surprise... An old guy in the sect is strong.
🧐😒

Wow???!

No.
Nooo...
NoOOOooooOoo...
😧

Dunno about this one. Chap 1-9.
Atm it's just meet and slam.

That guy will steal your heart...

And eat it.

Boss nooooo...😥Let us kill some first then let 1 surrender...😮‍💨

Moaaaaarrrr... 😭

You'll learn to cook, to do house chores and you'll give me a grandson.If you would fail any of the 3.... You'll die.

Yea mini chapter... Next one hopefully not next year.

Arise!