Somehow the cool mech is the least cool of the equips

Rancid wombat balls, what vivid imagery

Cock blocker

So he has finally understood that women only give temporary love and that it is the men who are truly genuine

Holy shit this might actually work

Fuck why do my balls hurt

Fat loss program??

Cerberus cooking

Granny be cooking

Its super effective!

Like people feom other continents could feel it so they would all rush to him anyways. Well it. Would be smarter to allocate some troops around him tho, maybe some traps, however I hardly see any traps working at this level

But what if he did 🤔

So what i’m hearing is that there’s a chance for mc to rizz up the mom

Hope lil bro got the milf rizz

The manga’s about be r15 in a moment

Senpai is a living jojo reference

Bro just got a massive cock and his pants can’t support that shit. This also ties in with why his children die at, or before childbirth cause that massive rod just obliterates anything it touches through size and momentum, leaving the mother in a, well, less optimal condition for childbearing.

president casually memorizing attack patterns, while simultaneously preparing a counter for her 'molesters'

So the gaylord falls

Funniest shit i have ever seen, like it’s even accurate to the journey to the west (definitely)10/10