Something tells me there's a really fucked up backstory.

Also, Kayden rolled a nat 20 on deception.
"Surprise attack, MutherFluffer!"

I read Minsik in TF2 Heavy's voice. Change my mind.

Look at this ugly ass bitch. Just looking at him gives me the hibbi-jibbies. https://i.postimg.cc/qMpV9YXJ/i.jpg

"The Sun is shinning in the sky,
There ain't a cloud in sight,
It stopped raining,
Everybody's in the play,
And don't you know, it's a beautiful new day,
Hey, hey, hey!"

Watch your toes. Won't know when they would get squashed.

King Griffin!

...oh.....ok..

That's a somewhat accurate, or should I say, a useful female battle armowr than those useless bikini armours.
Well, the lower half is unguarded, but, still better than a bikini armour.

..o..k..ay?

☝🏼

Turn your mouth off = shut the fuck up

Turn your mouth of or I will unalive you.

Yes. I betrayed you Tanya. I betrayed you. You wanna know why? Cause you look so goddamn CU—
*ringing noise*
"Hey, you. You are finally awake."

Hahaha what the fuck?

*sees next issue's preview* "Sign me, the FUCK UP. I'll take your ENTIRE stock."

"It's Impossible not to smile when holding such a wonderful slab of meat." Hmmmmm. HMMMMMMMMMMmm.

No. It's just that now I fluffing like saying Unaliveing and Unliving. It's the new cool. 🕶️

Letting you live = 100 billion euros. Unaliving you and taking your all of it = 78 trillion euros. I'm pretty sure what's gonna happen.

MSG = Make Shit Good

They slept with their huge ass earrings on. Fuck.