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CPR made the dragon's brain smoke

FEM BOY FEM BOY FEM BOY
FEM GIRL FEM GIRL FEM GIRL
FEM DRAGON FEM DRAGON FEM DRAGON

Well, that was the fastest drop. Glocks wouldn't do well against stone. Also, middle-aged dude with teenagers? Fucking weird.

Bram Stoker is rolling in his grave

Girl, you were already a blight on the nation by being rich. You're a bloodsucker, too? Bram Stoker was right, the rich are a plague

Boo-hoo, rich girl. Just roll over and die. Fucking parasite.

Uh, brother. A locked, metal door? Nah. I was a coward as a kid, I'd be leaving and the story would never happen.

Brother, restaurants can run out of fuckin' ingredients. Like chicken? Chicken, being an ingredient? Go to another fucking restaurant, christ

Since LeapedIntoAFantasy isn't with us any longer, that's just lieutenants. Any butter bar or O-2 cannot help but fuck themselves by not listening. If you get a young O-1 or O-2, lmao, sorry fucko

Lmao, brother. You're in command. It's always your fault. You kill a soldier with an order in a freak accident, then it's your fault. If one of your grunts shoots and kills another grunt, that's your fault. That's the risk of command – it's your fault because its under your watch. That's just the military.

I don't think the Nicotine realizes what a special forces operator can do with a shovel. It's just the big brother to an entrenching tool.

Lol, brother. You should have struck the goddess when you had a chance. That's how you get dusted. But, I was also the same way three days before terminal leave, agitated and uninterested in working. But, my command let me get away with it, lol.

Good suggestion

This is why polygamy with hierarchy doesn't work. Your wives turn their magic powers on one another. The solution is simple: Just kiss at the same time. Squeeze your faces in there and really give him and each other a big ol' smooch.

Yooooo, the original Weiss is still alive?? That's a good twist

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Every fucking time they say "the Boudan Brothers," all I can think is "Boudin Brothers" and now I want I fucking want boudin (it's pronounced the same).

When yo girl says it's time for the next round, but you've already nutted 18 times https://i.postimg.cc/8k25RGJd/i.png