Berhard was a typical down on his luck medieval salaryman, until one day a fateful meeting with boots-kun caused him to instinctively summon heroes from another world….

And after a night of world shattering sex, everyone died because the world literally shattered. The End.

MC needs to give up on this “be a scary big bad so the other nations unite and get along and have world peace aside from their never ending war with me” idea because it’s trash. Just conquer the frigging world already if you’re gonna go that far to begin with. Declare yourself the Undying Emperor. You may make some shit decisions in the first few centuries, but after that it’s smooth sailing for the empire with an ever more experienced leader in control and no succession disputes to devolve into civil wars that tear so many empires apart after the conquerors that build them kick the bucket.

Nightmarish beast? That kelpie was a cutie, not a nightmare! Give her an apple and some ear scratches and she’d be totally tamed.

Japan does like its holy maidens.

I was leaning towards dropping this, but now I want to see some A rankers put down hard.

There we go. A proper furry waifu! The party is complete!

GM knows what’s up.

Wait, when did this become a clop comic?!

Tieflings…

And twins…

“FBI tip line, how may I direct your call?”

Did truck-kun send Miyamoto-San back to Japan with a manufacturer’s badge imprinted on his bum?

🤣 Good job, truck-kun!

Incoming dracolich.

Dracololich? *blink*

He’s the Grim Greeter, now. 😎

Just for that, I’m calling her Lizgeta from now on.

Ahh. As a once upon a time witness to the infamous Waifu Javelin technique, this Husbando Flail jutsu of hers is almost heartwarming.

Well, they could be the exploding kind from a gag shop?

“Wait, that guy is the first place in the world?”
“Yep. He’s the fabled Second.”
“Oh, he’s second, then? But then who’s first?”
“He is.”
“But he’s second?l
“That’s right. No one can beat Second! He’s too powerful!”
“Except for whoever’s in first.”
“He is in first!”
“But you just said, he’s second!”
“Correct!”
“WAAAAAAAGH!”

A wild waifu suddenly appears.

Prince used Seductive Knowledge. It’s super effective!

MC has the right idea. If you’re gonna start a war, you don’t get to cry foul when the people you attacked beat your ass like a highland drum and set about systematically kicking your teeth in so you’re never a threat again.

I have successfully translated the text of the letter:

"Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear."