That plant instantly reproduced oh god this is going to be a plague that evolves already know it

How the fuck is this even allowed to be made. Side note i don’t watch p or h so i don’t know if this is on the fucked up spectrum

Literally my fathers glasses i feel like i had drugs whilst wearing them

Timotene and the hardest I poked someone in the eye 3 times

Never understood indirect kisses i have many girl… friends and we share our drinks and food sooo. i like one of them but i still don’t find it special

Yep she’s doing this on purpose

Personally i don’t understand why you would want to be called daddy during intimate stuff its creeps me out

I have a different one and im going to read now https://i.postimg.cc/nc6sdBzW/i.jpg

Oh god https://i.postimg.cc/qMjhPBW3/i.gif

As soon as she stops saying gross virgin i’ll raise an eyebrow

I guess manha does give some good advice at times

To be completely honest it still baffles me how you could fall for a girl like that

10 minutes later. A body has been discovered.

Dude had a baby sucking thing wtf

Personally as a guy that isn’t old 1 to 3 word massages are annoying as flip

I was about to say that

I would’ve said because we’re on a date well i knew he wouldn’t say that

Not going to lie thats like asking someone to count to 60k without any mistakes

Damn i hate this

Oh no problem i was like that 2 years ago (still if im tired xd). Glad we agree https://i.postimg.cc/jjypv2VR/i.gif