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Brucetier
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299 Comment(s)
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Brucetier Holy Ei - 1706058128
Depends on the individual. Some guys have smooth, luxuriant facial hair while those like myself have scratchy whiskers. There are also some that respond well to various hair conditioners or beard oils but, alas, mine seem to be immune to such treatment.
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Brucetier - 1706057637
Am I the only one who has heart failure when they post END with the chapter before realizing it's just the end of the season?
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Brucetier Holy Ei - 1706056544
It can be a pain in the ass. I had a long term job that required daily shaving and would hear crap for looking scruffy at the end of a 12 hour shift. also, stubble pokes through most pillow cases which makes sleeping uncomfortable. Some girls think it looks nice, but find it painful and won't stay with you unless you shave (with the exception of certain masochistic girls that are best avoided.
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Brucetier - 1706051135
"You wear a disguise to put on human guise but you're not a man, you're a chicken, Boo!"
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Brucetier - 1705977597
Damn, but that was satisfying!
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Brucetier - 1705968562
The cringe is palpable with the statue and hero worship.
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Brucetier - 1705967296
What!!! Progress?! In an office-based rom-com? (There ain't no such thing.)
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Brucetier - 1705810463
Good advice, depending on the company you keep.
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Brucetier - 1705715710
Now THAT, my friends,is a cliffhanger!
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Brucetier - 1705538088
So, "How dare you get distracted by the forces I summoned to distract you in order to defeat you by way of focusing on the distraction that I provided in order to defeat you!" (For I am...... MOJO JOJO!)
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Brucetier - 1705447566
Left as a lamb, returned as a king sheep!
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Brucetier - 1704864403
God, but that was a satisfying beatdown!
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Brucetier - 1704810284
"Bring me some of this, but you'll only get paid half the asking price for reasons I refuse to disclose to you." I think that I'd feel as if I were being cheated as well!
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Brucetier - 1704763919
If only it were that easy. It's a start though...
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Brucetier - 1704650344
I'm not so much pulling for her as much as sympathizing with him for having falle for such a hare-brained idiot.
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Brucetier - 1704333690
This series never fails to entertain with randomly placed moments of abject humor.
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