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Brazilian Girlfailure
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I Take it back, just found out the elf was a woman. My dreams have been shattered :(
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Ok when I'm a degen because of a Male elf i am told to keep it to myself. But when yall get horny is a Sunday afternoon. Fuck this double standardhttps://i.postimg.cc/5tXjZSgP/i.webp
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Wait that elf is a woman? I take back everything i said last chapter :( https://i.postimg.cc/0yQZTQj2/i.webp
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Got'cha, be horny on main next time👍
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It was stated that he is thrusting with every fiber of his body. So technically speaking he can "thrust" someone to death? Asking for a friend.https://i.postimg.cc/k4RnNzmQ/i.webp
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Oy, fuck face. I live in brazil, idk if you see anything beyond "my murrica" but things here are pretty violent and you kinda have no means to protect yourself from gang violence. And to get a gun you need to do extensive backgrounf check and be subjected to regular mental health checks or the police will personally come to yer house and confiscate your gun.
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Not really, both of us were underage at the time so we got a Juvi counselor call both our parents :)
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It is an euphemism, EUPHEMISM.
I would not be qualified to have one at least in Brazil if i hadn't passes EXTENSIVE background and mental checks. Ones that i have to re do FREQUENTLY. This ain't fucking USA where you can buy a gun on a supermarket with just yout ID
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But i wisen up, i carry a gun now and have a itchy trigger finger wishing a "motherfucker would dare"
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You're betting on a that a 17yo me with hormones boiling like the river Phlegethon would actually stop and think about the consequences of her actions.
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Called my mother a whore and my father a cuck basically. I only saw red... the rest is a story for another time.
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Worse, i tried to pick a fight against a short dude. The guy was had power lifter physique. Guy broke my ribbs in 2 punches. Since then i carry a gun with me, biological dismorphism can't do nothing to .45. (Also i put that man's name into the book of grudges, damned be his kin and name)

⬆️ 1st THIS IS A JOKE, it should've been read as a joke a warhammer fantasy joke. 2nd The context of my name also should've been given a clue that I LIVE IN A DANGEROUS PLACE so a gun it's a good equalizer to otganized crime here. And the laws of America don't applied to south America just because the both have "America" in the name.
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Man i feel that. I've always been tomboyish and got some false understandings on male to female strength. The day i actually got into a fight with someone that didn't pulled their punches i got my shit rocked. Couldn't even get near men for some time without flinching or feeling small.https://i.postimg.cc/fkngMNkJ/i.jpg
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Mc is Worst than fucking zoro, got distracted by a frog and somehow got lost in Detroit
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I just want to see blonde girl Dark use the power of bullshit to kill things. I don't care about 98% of the characters there, i Don't even remember the name of them >:(https://i.postimg.cc/4ypPHZYv/i.jpg
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Yet he fears a prostate examhttps://i.postimg.cc/V6jdggKR/i.webp
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I can be trusted with an elven male in a room, i'm just a silly girl. I can be left unsupervised with the knife ears i promise not go feral. https://i.postimg.cc/brLkYwQn/i.webp
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Wait a minute, is that... Asura from the hit game Asura's Wrath for PS3 and XBOX360? https://i.postimg.cc/R0Cdw204/i.jpg
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