Aim lower and repeat the order.
Forcing someone to walk into the blade is metal as Hell.

Why would you put any trust in someone that has, apparently, consistently disappointed you?

Aaaaaand there we are. Plot circumstances.
"It was for his benefit that I allowed them to get away with poisoning him".
Bullshit fucking irks me like you would not believe.
Really hope he murks the father before psycho wife does.

The majority of the last chapters have him singing the praises of how he can take game items/skills/stuff into the "real world" and his brain just blips out when it comes to supporters?

I legit expected old guy to shout "the one piece is real".
Hope he includes the father when he claps back. Any parent who could turn a blind eye to that, regardless of "plot circumstances", deserves a punishment.

https://i.postimg.cc/G2QcNmJc/i.jpg

Unicorn deer said "go-go-gadget"...

You're a braver man than me.
Any language that has the same word repeated eight times and is a grammatically accurate sentence, isn't a language I want to learn.

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"ligma balls" *base boom*

Ngl, i'm kinda pissed that line wasn't in there and I didn't even know it until you said it.

Why is it always the hot ones...

Hearing 'gu' causes me great feelings of grief.

Oh, i'm fully counting on it. Just wish it was an inside joke *right now* lol.
I assume the slang slipping in is something undesirable in a professional capacity? So I can understand the frustration, but if it's a personal level...
Let me put it this was, if you hadn't stated you weren't English first language, i'd never have guessed it.
And I *am* English first language.

Thanks for the advice, brother!
It's still mortifying as Hell, but I agree that it's the only reliable course of action.
Also, your English is excellent! Well done!

That's my point; from how he described it, it can only be a benefit since no spirits could ever attack him.
Imagine if they have a dungeon that just has spirit monsters. He could literally slow walk to the core and smash it.

Seems like he's got some brains to back up that power.

Advice is required.
In a moment that shall live forever as testament to my unfettered moronic ability and shame, I left a pornhwa open when I needed to sleep.
I mean I was REALLY tired. Like hadn't slept in 24+ hours and you're at the point of feeling drunk, tired. Hadn't even bloody "used" it. Was collecting numbers for when I had more energy...
Anyway, like an absolute boss, I left it open on the living room computer.
Did I say boss? Meant rodeo clown.
Current known viewcount stands at two 'rents and one younger sibling + his wife. Thank whatever deity was in residence that their kids weren't around...
So... Any thoughts on how to erase the past day from someone's memory?
Only useful advice so far, that I can't believe i'm actually sparing time thinking about, is "do something worse".
:edit: other advice, while unhelpful, was to commit several murders (although i'm 95% sure this was a joke) and spike their drinks (95% sure it wasn't).

No. Spin the fuck on.

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