I like the “do not pass go. Do not collect $200.” Take my upvote, you deserve it

You can’t dream of something you have never seen before? Wait
Oh FCK!!!!
What the HELL have I seen to have those FCKING NIGHTMARES?!?!

Dude was zooming out of there

Best curse ever

Maybe bro slipped on a banana peel and fell down the stairs and decided to keep it quiet

What, so if you do a 360 you would die? That’s a pretty harsh punishment for spinning

That’s freaking amazing!!! Congrats my guy, may you have plenty of happy days ahead!

*editor’s note: keikaku means plan*

That is unfortunate that you had 12 years of it, me and my sister have done karate for ages, since I was like 6 and she was like 9, she had around 7 years of that to learn how to uppercut me with the most pain, but it doesn’t add up to that quantity

Yep, only a year of full force fist to stomach, then it started hurting her wrist to punch it

My man

What, D&D? It stands for Dungeons and Dragons, a ttrpg (tabletop role playing game)
Super fun to play, with the right group

NOT THE CHIIIIIILD!!!!

Agreed, was the best answer I’ve seen too

Same here

https://i.postimg.cc/y8cX86Rn/i.jpg

My thoughts exactly, https://i.postimg.cc/CMX2Q1sx/i.jpg

Just imagine: Round 2, fight!!!

Nice, that sounds like a peaceful life
I like getting notifications from messages on Instagram, so I leave notifications on, except for at night when I should be sleeping

I ship it, they so cute, and they both like taking from those Nobel cats