Even the smallest apple, the Tiddly Pomme, would make for a huge rock
Even better, encase one of those apples in glass, forever sealed and if the relationship breaks, you have a tasty snack afterwards. But theirs won’t break, probably…

The uncle pops into existence, throwing guitar picks like shurikens

Is it called “archer streamer”? You got me intrigued

That would leave a mighty dent.

They such small cute bundles of EVIL DEMONIC POWER

Strange indeed

You might be able to by reporting, but otherwise it doesn’t seem possible, sadly

Martial art, eat half decently and exercise. Enjoy. Also recommend less or no alcohol.

OI! OI! OI!

True

True

First thought it head

It is later, I thanks you now.

Maybe they are just lost for words, or didn’t see it

God damn

No, no, I think he said b*ttom, as in bu*t

Damn, gotta remember that

Bro is the dream uncle, and that’s a freakin good choice of musical.

Congrats on reading all of that, worth it though

Cute