Sometimes helping a woman can destroy a man's life.

The way she talks, it sounds like the teddy bears are taxidermy.

It is so heartwarming that it hurts.

This is a work of fiction. Therefore, it is not wrong of me to hope the fictional character Hanabi gets raped in this park tonight.

I see what happened. The previous .5 chapter was incorrectly posted as this chapter.

Where do you think he is, you dumb girl?

Oh no. This cat is going to drown in pussy.

It is so heartwarming it hurts.

He is so aware, it seems out of character for him.

A good birthday present would be to go down on her.

That problem does not make sense. It says, "There are six people who have five apples each. How many apples do they have in total?" The number six is stated first, and the number five is stated second. So why is six people times five apples incorrect, while five apples times six people is correct? It does not make sense mathematically nor grammatically.

He done pissed off the cinnamon bun.

So, she wants to be an actor. A corpse on CSI.

Ooh yay, chocolates from a gloomy girl.

Racist cracker.

That is the best way that could have, and the only way it should have ended.

If thirty-five percent of all marriages in Japan end in divorce, that means that the other sixty-five percent end in death.

You are NOT taller than him. You are wearing high heels. And now there is photographic evidence to your short stature. Sure, you can transform into a giant dragon, but that is not really fair.

She is kind of a piece of shit.

We are all weirdos here.