The Lorax would be... proud?

That is the hand he was jerking it with. No wonder she is shy to hold it. It is his masturbation hand. That thing has been on his penis more than she has.

Good for you, boy.

They are just too much for this poor boy.

Her serious look is kind of hot.

Here is hoping the girls are sill alive.

Tough, but fair.

Oh no. Mona's plans were rent asunder.

Screw that trickster god.

"The whole cohabitation thing is like something straight out of a manga." Yeah, a shitty manga.

So... what part exactly of granny tastes as sweet as a sugar beet?

That egg and tartar sauce sandwich, and that potato salad sandwich are affronts to sandwiches.

That was a weird choice of words.

Crying over your favorite character dying. That is... manly.

First of all, I felt and heard that nail on the chalkboard. Secondly, unicorns are partial to virgins. Which means that since Umami does not like Yutaka, he is not a virgin.

This moron is irredeemable.

So, obviously the anime that comes on before Kiramon is One Piece. And apparently Kiramon has an unexpected fan base similar to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

The dog is pining away because she cannot see her master.

Gain Cash is a fecalpheliac.

One of the worst smells in the world is the smell of wet dog.