A wardrobe change is always refreshing.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! A month late.

I love you, but I am not IN love with you.

Ijiichi the Sun. Not to be confused with Brian the Sun.

Aw, that is too bad.

It would have been neat to see Lord Earth in a Santa suit.

If she is going to give him a sexy photo, I am certain he would prefer the one in the credits page.

"Sauce party" sounds dirty/

Dude, who punches a dog? Instant villain.

Dude, that is lame.

It is not incest, she is not even related to you.

Chill, girl. Damn.

It is probably not a very god idea to have sex with your wife while your three daughters and other two wives are watching.

Oh dear. She wet her bed. And herself. And her entire room. And her dad.

"It is a ten minute bus ride to the closest hospital wiling to take in nighttime visits." A bus going about thirty miles per hour in ten minutes is roughly about a distance of five miles. He ran approximately five miles carrying her in his arms to the hospital.

Okay, so I guess you were not in love. You were just sick.

Lucky Japan, I bet their grape flavored things actually taste like grape. Meanwhile, American grape flavored things just taste like purple.

A wise old man. I wonder if he is also a dirty old man.

Get yourself a girl that will happily indulge you in your fetishes.

Ooh, family meeting.