I despise the fact that I am starting to root for her.

I would not know what a first kiss tastes like.

Dating like an American, huh?

Truly, a man of culture.

Last Valentine's Day, she accidentally destroyed her chocolates. Hopefully this year, things go better.

The horny is strong in Amano.

Are those holes naturally occurring or were they carved into the tree?

Oh boy, what is going to change now?

He dipped his finger in her inkwell.

Oh, you bastard.

How can he possibly be over fifty years old?

Is she going to get sexily tied up in that jump rope?

Depending on how long it has been since Sora has run that course, the perpetrator may not be leaving things there anymore.

Eat a bag of donkey dicks, dude.

You never actually see him training for his monkhood.

I think he was being literal when he said he would burn it into their mind. Like he plans on stabbing them in the temple with a soldering iron.

This is what you call "a fuck-shit stack." It is a stack of fuck and shit on top of itself.

Oh. This was not the kind of "debriefing" I was hoping for...

Thank goodness we did not have to see alligator penis.

I cannot wait to see Motoyasu's penis spear. No, you did not misread that. Penis spear.