Okay, she is NOT flat, she is just surrounded by impossibly large titties making her look flat by comparison.

Is this like a pilot chapter for a new manga the mangaka is writing?

Happy ten years!

I have not allowed a picture of myself to be taken for more than ten years.

I do not remember this lady.

Cotton candy soaked in water is just sweet water.

Yay! It has returned!

"Walking cliche" is too nice.

Oh no, they did the thing they were trying to avoid.

Well, it IS a German word.

Is his next wife/slave going to be an elf?

Why did he not let her pick the more modest swimsuit?

The sweetness makes my teeth hurt.

I am sad now.

A couple who reads porn together before they are an actual couple... will probably have a baby before they get married.

He noticed she noticed he noticed.

Indoctrinating children, now.

So she just talks like that to get reactions.

That ought to teach you to fool her into saying she loves her husband.

Those purple head banging rock and roll demons are hilarious.